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Ghost Pump 

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1. Whilst rhythmically thrusting in the act of coitus, the male, without missing rhythm, removes his condom and resumes penetration immediately thereafter without his partner realizing.

2. The act of withdrawing from active coitus and permitting ones spirit or spook, to engage, briefly, with the receiving vagina as the human vessel pumps alongside the spirit or jumps atop the recipient and dances to hip-hop music.
1. Ghouds presents as a quality and reliable partner. However, unbeknownst to any other party involved, he typically removes his protection via the Ghost Pump method, thereby leaving a wake of pregnancies, STDs and Creampies.

2a In an act of indecent ghost pumping, Haggs’ spook disallowed his reentry by force choking him and instead impregnated Dawn with 3, small, magical creatures which live only in water.

2b Ghouds returns Haggs’ Darrell Strawberry collection glazed in 3’’ of ghost pump secretory fluids.
Ghost Pump by Ghouds November 9, 2019
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ghost pepper salsa 

The act of violently shitting diarrhea during a period of sex. This usually hits both participants in and brings the sex to a screeching halt.
Fuck, I shouldn't have had Taco Bell. I gave my girl ghost pepper salsa on accident.
ghost pepper salsa by AN0SEater December 22, 2020

ghost blink

The action of “blinking” without actually blinking. Your eyelids flicker which makes your brain think you’ve blinked so that your eyes don’t dry out.
Gabby did you know that we ghost blink without realizing it?
ghost blink by Emro03 December 4, 2022

being ghosted 

When someone doesn't text or snapchat you back in the middle of a conversation
It's been over 2 hours since Sean texted me last, I think I'm being ghosted...

GHOSTEMANE

Eric Whitney, professionally known as Ghostemane or alternatively as Baader-Meinhof, GASM, and formerly as Ill Biz, is an American musician, rapper and singer. Growing up in Florida, Ghostemane originally played in local hardcore punk and doom metal bands.
Musicianist GHOSTEMANE was born April 15, 1991 (age 28 years).
GHOSTEMANE by ReverbNation January 10, 2020

Ghostern 

Ghostern

(1) A phrase describing a person working for a company or non profit organization in an EBL (Experience Based Learning), or SBL ( Service Based Learning) capacity that is not allowed to have an official title, or allowed to actually do much work of significance to enhance said experiences –
that is placed in said company or non profit organization by a separate company as part of an educational program designed for the purpose of re-training displaced employee’s changing or enhancing their career path.

(2) An unofficial intern with no given actual title, working for a company or non profit organization with very little work to do so they usually only do their homework in the workplace, or are assigned “busy” work of no real relevance to said experience
" hey meredith can you find some "busy" work for the ghostern to do today " ? " is it time for lunch yet" ?

" the ghostern is studying to be a web developer eh, eh - whatever that means ..... got anything for him to file " ?

"hey why not let the ghostern do our stock tips for us " ?
His previous background is working at the board of trade.

"she is only here for three month`s, let`s call that ghostern
a web designer trainee "
Ghostern by Ima T.Ghostern March 22, 2011
When a person expresses love, interest, or affection for someone or something and the person they are speaking to only says "Ditto", like Patrick Swayze in the movie Ghost.
Ron told his girlfriend he loved her, only to be ghosted by her response of "Ditto".
Ghosted by B. Peppers November 3, 2007