Naked Goat

A goatee grown without any accompanying hair above the mouth (i.e. no stache). A Soul Patch in and of itself does not qualify as a "naked goat" because it is normally not substantial enough to require an accompanying stache for the sake of aesthetic balance.

I had to do a double-take when I noticed he was rocking the Naked Goat tonight. Only a man with supreme confidence would venture off into that territory.

by [e-mail] October 9, 2008

Ruby Goatee

In the tradition of terms like "dirty Sanchez" and "glazed doughnut" The "ruby goatee" is a term used for the facial appearance after a lurid session of oral coitus performed on a woman who is riding the crimson wave.

Even though my girl was on the rag, I still went down town and she gave me a killer Ruby Goatee!

by Raven Curlz April 11, 2012

Throat Goat

A slooooooot that doesn’t need to come up for air when slurpin that nut straight from the source.

That girl Jessika is the original throat goat, She gobbled that thing so fast I got Down syndrome.

by Smdlymi July 18, 2020

GLOAT

GLOAT is an acronym that stands for greatest lifeguard of all time, anyone who trys to tell you that GLOAT stands for anything else but greatest lifeguard of all time is most likely a communist, and not to be trusted.

Wow that person is the greatest lifeguard of all time, he must be the GLOAT.

by GLOAT February 15, 2022

I'm fuckin this goat

To state that you are in charge of a situation. You are the leader of the pack. Others are just there for support.

I'm fuckin this goat, you're just holdin the horns.

by jamesnbk1108 February 8, 2009

fuck the goat

To perform some memorable but not especially significant act which is so widely publicised that it makes people ignore any possibly more significant work you may achieve thereafter.

It is derived from the classic joke:

O'Reilly was sitting in a bar and he goes to the bar tender
"You see that church over there? I built it with my bare hands but do they call me O'Reilly the church builder? Nooo!
You see that school over there? I taught there for 30 years but do they call me O'Reilly the educator? Nooo!
But you fuck one goat...."

Also: Goat Fucking, Goat Fucked, Goat Fucker, Fucking the goat, Getting fucked by the goat.

John really fucked the goat when he developed those hamburger ear muffs.
Man, the star wars kid got massively fucked by the goat when that video leaked.
The only reason why Apple is so famous is that they go goat fucking all the time.
If you really want to fuck the goat, then it needs to have something to do with alcohol or sex.

by Shalmanese July 21, 2008

goat on the cliff

A sexual position meaning to take a girl from behind on the edge of the bed. Either Anal or Vaginal. Benificial because the goat will always be pushing back.

Me and my girlfriend were feeling very environmental so we decided to do the goat on the cliff.

A: I want to do it, but i don't want to lose my virginity to you. Thats my only problem.
B: Simple, lets do the goat on the cliff.

by Tyson Sinclair November 7, 2008