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Newsom's Gambit

A gambit used when democracy is about to fall to an encroaching dictatorship. Named after Gavin Newsom, who is using this gambit to push back Velveeta Voldemort's rigging of the 2026 midterms.
Did you hear about Newsom's Gambit? It saved America!
by LightRemembered August 23, 2025
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Latch’s Gambit

When someone does or says something so stupid, that you know a real human possessing a functioning brain could not possibly have done it organically. Therefore the only possibility can be the aforementioned act of stupidity must be an attempt at rage bait.
Nah no way you just did that dumbass shit bro, that’s Latch’s Gambit, it has to be.
by Bignastywordmaster April 19, 2025
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Brooks' Gambit

Shitting in a public restroom with the door open for the erotic thrill
by badabingxyz April 20, 2025
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loser's gambit

Loser's gambit is often associated with gambling in casinos, however, it can be applied to competitive online games as well, along with difficult games; whereas a player is on a losing streak, and overall having a bad time, so they feel obligated to play matches/get killed in game until winning.

Not to be confused with regular "try and try again" philosophy, as having a loser's gambit is often after being tilted (aka raging) and losing one's composure.
Example 1:
Player:"Man, I could've sworn i won that last game i played before i went to bed!"
Player's Friend:"Dude, you were having a loser's gambit and played until 3am, that's not healthy or normal..."

Example 2:
Player: "phew, glad i took time to untilt and come back to that boss later, otherwise i would've lost it."
Player's Friend:"yeah, haha, would've been a loser's gambit if you did."
by Feeler Peeler July 6, 2023
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the peepee poopoo gambit

by Alinzz August 24, 2023
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Penis Gambit

When your friend decides to start the Circle Game. If you see the Okay sign made below the waist. The moment you do, you take your index and middle and thrust it right into the circle in full force. You look your opponent in the straight in the eyes while they take a hit to the scrotum.
Joe played the Penis Gambit which is why his friend was in pain.
by Sallawhaldewen September 13, 2023
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Pulling a Danish Gambit

Pulling a Danish Gambit is a term that broadly means sacrificing something or someone for personal gain; Typically something that is not equal to what was sacrificed.

The "Danish Gambit" in the term references to the chess opening called "Danish Gambit", where white sacrifices two pawns for quicker development of his other chess pieces
- "Michael just broke his foot for 5 dollars because of a bet"
- "Why is he pulling a danish gambit like that?"
by michaeljacksononsteroids April 27, 2024
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