funductor

a conductor of fun, usually self-appointed; he/she who creates an atomsphere of merriment in nearly every situation; completely unrelated to being productive.

Jim: Do we have to go to that lame dinner party?
Sue: Yeah, but don't worry. Nancy's going! She's the funductor!
Jim: Sweet! Nancy knows how to bring the party!

by missc3 May 18, 2011

fungus of the cungus

An "infection" caused when your cuts, scrapes, bruises, etc. is kissed by a person you don't want kissing it.

Jayma: Damn, I cut myself shaving my legs!
Michaela: Want me to kiss it and make it better?
Jayma: No! I'll get fungus of the cungus!

by jm6789 November 11, 2012

funsettling

adj; a combination of the words funny/fun and unsettling; anything that is both amusing and disturbing

Speaker 1: Hey, remember when we tried to fry that Furby in the microwave and it started screaming as it melted?

Speaker 2: Oh yeah that was sick. Totally funsettling.

by blacklisted November 14, 2012

fungus fangs

Petrified incisors in ones oral cavity, with a sludge type material that oozes between the facial labium.

e.g. looks like a person who chewed saltines crackers and didn't swallow

She suffers from fungus fangs.

by mamaanderson March 18, 2015

funsense

1. Rhetoric, words, and actions that convey meaning and merit from notions and experiences of enjoyment, pleasure, amusement, having a good time, and/or foolishness.

2. A state of being in which the most logical conclusion is enjoyment and having a good time.

She maintained her sanity by attuning herself to funsense.

by Lucid Uptick Vitality May 12, 2017

funbutter

lube

"Yo mamacita pass the funbutter so we can fuck."

by Shroom5799 October 11, 2017

Fundu

straight money.

Maine look at him he look lik fundu

by FUNDU- February 24, 2018