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fuckwit

A person of demonstrably low intelligence, as exemplified by actions, statements, or beliefs.
Thanks to that fuckwit in the oval office, my grandkids are going to spend generations paying down the bill for this war.
by adnama January 17, 2008
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Fuckwitt

A Person who drives a Car equiped with a Sound System which only has a Bass Channel and cannot be attenuated to less than 80db. Not particularly visible with Hardtops but the Roof of Cabrios with the Top up pulsates to the 'Beat'
To be stuck in a Traffic Jam is bad enough but to be stuck in front of a Fuckwitt takes the Biscuit
by Nick August 16, 2004
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FuckPiss

This is the stream of fluid that is projected from a vagina when she is having intense pleasure. Also known as Squirt, Love Juice, Vagina Sauce, projectile cum and intense vaginal secretion.
FuckPiss in its intended context would look like a stream of fluid flowing intensely and steadily from the vagina.
FuckPiss - Noun
In a sentence -
Wow, I was with Mary last night and when she got off, i was soaked with FuckPiss!

I was giving Kim some oral and she almost drowned me with her FuckPiss!

The only thing I love more than Chocolate Chip Mint ice cream is being hit with a stream of FuckPiss!

Holy Moly, her FuckPiss was running down my balls and onto my knees. I took a picture of the wet sheets if you don't believe me!
by RocketMan March 7, 2014
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fuckspit

i sprayed my fuckspit on your face
by malcolm royce October 1, 2008
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fuckited

Past tense of the process of choosing not to do something, often due to a severe case of fuckititis.

To be used when procrastination just does not convey the proper level of apathy.
1) John fuckited showering this morning and now smells like expensive cheese.

2) "I was so lethargic this evening, I even fuckited masturbating!"
by indecisiviously February 25, 2010
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Fuckitupism

1.The philosophy of fucking up in everything you do.

2.The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.

3.Another way of saying a person is a failure.

3.A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.
Dude: What the fuck is wrong with him man ? I heard his new wife chocked while giving him a blowjob on their first night and he got fired from work the next morning as her dad was his boss.

Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.
by zingeraddict October 13, 2011
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fuckwittedness

what a regular person experiences due to the actions of a fuckwitard
He was unable to open the bottle with the bottle opener due to his fuckwittedness of nature
by momairam November 14, 2011
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