The Fuckening

The fuckening is the split second you realise you’re fucked. That slight moment of realisation you realise you’re fucked

Johnny got fucked in the ass, bum bum bummmmm…… he’d just experienced the fuckening

by Johnny sins 12 incher April 5, 2022

Fucken Ducks

Fucken ducks a female or a woman that brings nothing to the table an has nothing to offer at all

Hey homie your Fucken ducks That girl has nothing to offer to you

by Fucken ducks July 19, 2020

The fuckening

When your life is going quite well and you don't trust it and then it all goes to shit as expected.

And then the fuckening came.

by Who Cares 01 October 20, 2018

The fuckening

When the City of Newark creates an ordinance that prevents UD students from having “unruly gatherings” of 4 or more people and restricts their ability to socialize

Are you going to the dage Saturday?

“No sorry, the fuckening is happening.”

by dage4lfe March 12, 2019

Dora the fucken explorer

She is Dora the explorer but 1’000’000 fucken times worse you can’t be worse I’d eat Dora and fucken gay monkey then spit them out into lava because they’re so fucken horrible

When you get angry at someone because of that Fucken TV show they watch because Dora the fucken explorer is fucken horrible.

by Eguyg May 9, 2021

fucken obtuse

Not the sharpest tool in the shed. Close minded.

You're so fucken obtuse!

by Helga77 April 17, 2017

Fucken oats

A kiwism:)

I’ld Fuck with that,
Fucken oath.

Tom: my cock is 9 inches
Claire: fucken oats

by Xxxtripplex January 25, 2019