front runner

1. A person that only likes sports teams that have won recent championships.

2. See Scholar

Scholar is such a front runner for likeing the Yankees, Lakers, Patriots, and Red Wings. What a baby humping fart licker.

by DaTroof October 25, 2003

Saga Frontier 2

A great story that includes two different storylines that differ completely but will once intertwine and then separate. The first story is about Gustave XIII, a prince who was banished from his kingdom because his body did not contain "anima", or a magical essence that allows one to cast magic. All things in the world, except metal like steel, carry anima. The second story revolves around William Knights, a boy who is a quell seeker, quells being magical artifacts left by an old empire. He seeks to find a sentient quell known only as the "Egg", that seeks to destroy the world.

Saga Frontier 2 is really hard. I hate that god damn Fake Gustave! His steel troops suck!

by GustaveXIII April 22, 2008

I ain't fronting, Holmes

I am in no way misleading you, my friend.

See also: fronting, Holmes

Are you serious?
I ain't fronting, Holmes!

by Watson February 24, 2005

front tail

referring to a man's penis in a humourous way, also can refer to a man himself

"Shut-up front tail!" or "What the hell is that front tail doing?" (said to a man when he's behaving in a way that only a man could)

by Corrina Corrina August 17, 2009

Front seat, Back seat syndrome

A rare condition in which one cannot decide which seat to take, even though only one actual seat is available. This is generally caused by a mental defect of some sort.

Eric: I cant decide which seat i should take on the bus sometimes. I think I may have Front seat, Back seat syndrome.

by Jim Sominsummthin July 20, 2011

Frontenac Pilots Union

the FPU is a pompus, solo male union that has a unique reverse gender "robin hood" type of platform, where the fund dismantles wealthier men, or men that have found good fortune and then in turn showers the less fortunate women of the world, with money, limos, food, rent, car insurance, basic cable and most of all, a very insincere friendship. These women come from broken homes and broken souls, and almost exclusively a barmaid or stripper.

Her new boyfriend seems like a nice guy." "Yep, is all part of the show. He's actually in the Frontenac Pilots Union, and is only using her for her company, emotional support, and will move on to another girl with low self-esteem here shortly, after he has stripped her of all her self worth and confidence.

by Hermees July 22, 2011

a dog ran in front of my car

When a law enforcement officer is transporting a total A-hole prisoner in the back of his/her patrol car and they hit the brakes suddenly, causing the prisoner to smack his face on the cage/screen.

Suspect: “That’s police brutality!” Officer: “Sorry about that! A dog ran in front of my car..." 😂

by yyuryyubicuryy4me December 2, 2018