Feeding Nuke

Another form of expressing masterbation.

Hey guys, I uh gotta feed Nuke. Sure Ya do

Ahh man, I'm getting chaffing from feeding nuke.

by Dr. Demented January 15, 2004

Freezinger

More cold than freezing.

I'm freezinger than you.

Its freezinger than it was yesterday.

by 4n6y March 23, 2011

bottom feeding

Choosing to stay at a blue collar job long after the completion of a white collar education, for lack of motivation.

Peter is still bottom feeding at his waiter job 5 years after his finance degree. Because he is used to it.

by cforcopy March 30, 2015

feeding the ducks

Usually a male Sexually pleasuring yourself. Can be done alone, or in the company of others. Also can be done with the help of others.

Phil said that he had to leave early to go home for dinner, but I found out later that he just went over to Stevos to feed the ducks.

by Jobot October 19, 2003

Force Feeding The Futon

The act of intentionally expelling explosive gas into the cushions of your friends couch, making sure not to move or shift your buttocks before you are confident that the odor has been fully absorbed into the fibrous layers of the couch.

After painfully holding back, Bart resorted to FORCE FEEDING THE FUTON while maintaining uninterrupted conversation at the interview for the job he currently holds.

by Trish Laam January 12, 2008

Feeding the Cat

Feeding the cat is simply getting laid.

"Alright bitches were all feeding the cat tonight"

"Gabby did you feed the cat last night?"

by UHART17 November 11, 2013

Feeding the geese

When you stoke your shaft sentually or another words jacking off or beating your dick rubbing your penis tell it go boom

I accidentally walked in on my son and he was feeding the geese

by Jwrizzle mynizzle June 5, 2018