going freebird

When a man takes off his pants and under garments, but leaves his shirt on. His testes are said to be going freebird since they flop around in the cool breeze when he walks. This commonly occurs in locker rooms outside of pools and gyms, especially with old people for some reason.

Mike: "Oh my god there are so many old people here going freebird! Save me!"
John: "Hell no I'm not going in there! I don't need to see old people's balls! You're on your own."

by COD KILLA June 24, 2014

Kickin A Freestyle

false statement made with deliberate intent to deceive; an intentional untruth; falsehood.

"My Boy Said He Had To Do Somethin So He Can't Pick Me Up,
I Think He Was Kickin A Freestyle"

by Mike .S February 23, 2008

Freebase

Inhaling the fumes from when you light a fire under crushed up pills.

"Hey Pac-Man, what's up?"
"Me, you bitches! I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase?"
"No Pac-Man. Drugs are bad!"
"PUSSIES!!!!"

by RA January 28, 2005

freestyling

The act of masturbating with no visual material.

The poor ethiopian boy had to freestyle because he had no computer or magazines.

Bobby had to freestyle because his mom threw out all the Sears Catalogues

by Graham January 25, 2004

freestyle ddr

ddring with spins, jumps, handplants, and other tricks. usually kept in routine.

Did you check out that guy's routine for trip machine? it's tight.

(a few minutes later)

(guy pukes)

by Nathan November 15, 2004

freestyle teapot

To bust the well known,and might i say very natural. One hand on hip position.Forming the teapot. Now the freestyle element is simple! The position can be posed,for example, while jumping a bike-the more flamboyant the better. Or simply propping the bar up in your local( One leg usually crossed over t'other) p.s this great way to pass time is nothing to do with that annoying twat Harry bastard Potter

Look at that (insert somthing random,but funny ) Take a picture of me potting against it and get it up on that freestyle teapotters facebook group.

by MrKenny April 17, 2009

freestyle

When gentlemen urinate without holding on to there penis. Moving there body to ensure that the trail of urine enters the toilet without any spillage.

Steve-O went for a freestyle wee before playing Sonic.

by Wobinho November 23, 2006