A Fred is someone who is not a Casual Prepper and despises all things Casual. He is an intense modern man who is more prepared than you are and he wants you to know it.
Fred: "Those water skills won't do you any good when I use my arsenal of tactical skills to come hook hand your preps."
He has the award of "most likely to steal your girlfriend Ava". It's true. He is also your personal therapist when needed. He also is a great comedian and prankster. if you want to date him, be warned. He might prank you when you least expect it.
person 1: did you hear about Fred? He stole my girlfriend!
Person 2: what was the girl's name?
Person 1: ..Ava....