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by casey kocknobber June 11, 2003
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Benjamin Franklin

When a man licks another man's asshole for $100
Bruce, "Did you hear what Bryce did to Ben in the bathroom?"
Doug, "Yeah, man, he gave him a wet Benjamin Franklin!"
by Wherearemyhands January 21, 2016
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Franklin Square

A town located in Nassau county where an increasing number of gansters have slowly made their way into the area. THe deadliest combo is probably the guido/gangster...intimidating, perfect hair with every spike in place, the forced accent, and their mom's BMW.
ay yo tough guy whatchuuuu doinnnnn
fugghhedaboutitttttttt
Clubbin is lifeee in Franklin Square. ehh yo anyone got any gel or a mirra ... ay yo gota go get my eyebrows waxed
peace
by Pete Zaria July 26, 2008
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Urethra Franklin

The inevitable name Aretha Franklin will choose after her peniplasty. Because of her strength and courage to change gender roles and possess a phony dick, she will become an inspiration to adults and children alike.
Urethra Franklin: I'm strong and proud, baby!.

Other Guy: How?

Urethra Franklin: Because women of the world will want me and scream my name URETHRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Other Guy: Sorry, that won't happen.

Urethra Franklin: One day it won't matter what you are or who y...(interupted)

Some Other Guy: Get over yourself you made a mistake.
by insaneneighbor September 11, 2010
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Franklin Tx

A small central Texas town. Known for its football and community. It’s a great place to raise your children. Everyone knows each other.
Franklin Tx. Located in central Texas. North of Bryan College Station.
by Old folks March 19, 2022
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Franklin Yank

First discovered by renown homosexual, Benjamin Franklin. Predominantly used by 1800s homosexuals, involves the use of a kite, a lightning storm and a key to electrocute oneself while furiously masturbating while another man watches. Modern day can substitute a steel butt plug for the key. See also: “Thunder Tug”

Note: in the UK it is commonly referred to as a “Franklin Wank”
Before each show, Joe Rogan likes to blow off steam with a Franklin Yank.

I can’t sleep without a quick Franklin”
by Thor_Hawk_Bear September 8, 2019
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Ryan Franklin

The biggest douchebag to ever live. Usually big bearded with a small cock. Most Ryan Franklin’s have bad personality’s due to their lack of security. Most Ryan’s perform poorly under pressure and are usually know-it-alls. If you ever bump into a Ryan Franklin Walk away . He’s useless.
That Ryan Franklin is such an asshole!
by Dr. Emmanuel Richardson November 23, 2021
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