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pussy floof

When the crotch of a woman's pants doesn't align with her actual crotch leaving a good inch or more of fabric between her legs. During foreplay a person may think they are hitting the spot but only grasping the void leading to confusion and dissatisfaction.
These leggings are so uncomfortable. I pull them up all the way, but they start to sag throughout the day leading to all this pussy floof.
by Hotnurse2020 March 21, 2024
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to grab floof

the act of grabbing someone's tail, considered by many culture as an act of unseisoness, when you grab someone's floof they considered unseiso too
A: That guy used to grab floof left and right.
B: What!? That's so unseiso!
by smolrabbit August 6, 2025
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Floof

The word Floof is a term used to describe a woman’s vagina. It’s a friendly terminology to drop into conversation between friends, without bringing down the demeanour of the conversation and from an outsider’s ear, can’t be interpreted as a woman’s privates.
“My floof has been really itchy”
“My floof had a good seeing to last night
“My floof is ready for some action”
by anonymous November 13, 2023
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Floof

The act of holding on to two corners of a sheet or towel, snapping it in the air and letting it float gently to the bed/ground.
by Unicornstablehand July 11, 2023
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Floof

The act of one blowing a cloud of vapor in another one's face. Preferably someone a person cares for or loves.
Floofee: "Why did you floof me for?"

Floofer: "Because I love you silly!"
by germrocker August 20, 2014
mugGet the Floofmug.

spiky floof

hebhob ^w^
that is spiky floof
by F2-C February 5, 2021
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Floof

A Floof is a dog (noun) that's ridiculously cute and fuffy, you should Boop a Floof on the nose.
Boop that floof
I have a floof
by CassieJJJJ May 18, 2022
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