flesh quilt

when kissing/shagging a girl (normally outside) and you put her on top of you to keep warm.

"broseph, wheren't you cold?" "nah bra i had my flesh quilt"

by Briceman January 11, 2010

flesh of the living

A substance that zombies and other undead like to eat.

Beware the living dead, for they rise from the grave and walk the earth once more to eat the flesh of the living!

by Baddius January 15, 2008

flesh mattress

anyone so much bigger than their sexual partner that they're always on the bottom because it's too dangerous for them to be on top

I passed out on my flesh mattress after I finished fucking her. Slept like a baby.

by ezpei April 18, 2014

flesh helmet

When you tightly stretch your ball sack across a woman's forehead, while she pinches the actual balls, and you masturbate with goat cheese

Kinky bitches love the flesh helmet

by mad bagger February 21, 2015

Flesh Snorkel

Flesh Snorkel is another name for a penis. It is referred to in this manner due to a male's penis diving into a female's moistened meat clam, thereby snorkeling.

"Man she was so ready, her nanner curtains were so moist that I rammed my flesh snorkel right in!"

by Genjio August 17, 2015

flesh blade

Refers to the males cock.

I want to put my flesh blade inside her!

by Leftcoast3333 October 21, 2015

Flesh Pet

Slang for one's own human children. "Flesh pet" is the antonym of "fur baby."

I gotta go pick up my flesh pets from daycare.

My flesh pet has a doctor's appointment, so I'll be late to the 1:30 meeting.

by JoeTurquoise October 15, 2020