Captain Flapjacks

King of the pancakes, my bestie

"YOOOOOOOO CAPTAIN FLAPJACKS IS A PANCAKE"
"no he is the KING of pancakes----and my bestie"

by spideygirl1989 January 10, 2023

Spanish Flapjack

When a woman's asscheeks are badly sunburnt, you can ejaculate on them, creating a concrete-like material. If urinated on, the substance will soften until it looks and tastes like a pancake.

"What are your plans this weekend, Sarah?"
"I'm going over to Jeff's house for a delicious Spanish Flapjack, care to join me?"
"YES PLEASE!!!"

by Swedish Slaughterhouse July 1, 2021

golden flapjack

A sex act involving urination and the pouring of syrup over one's chest. See also: golden shower

Last night, she gave me a golden flapjack!

by almasty September 2, 2020

the flying flapjack

The Flying Flapjack: When you shape your poop into a flapjack and cover it with buttermilk pancakes then serve it to a friend. Watch as the pancake goes flying out of their mouth.

Mom, I gave our neighbor our flying flapjack!
Mom: The one you hate?
Me: Yes! He spit it out so fast, It was like the pancake flew! You know the flying flapjack, where you cover your poop with the pancake? Nobody would know! 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

by A gay pancake August 19, 2017

Saggy Flapjacks

a woman's saggy boobs or a man's saggy balls.

"debra's saggy flapjacks were like no other"

by erikalovesponies August 3, 2012

Dirty Flapjack

1)Yes, wake up, spin your flapjack once too many, the floor it goes. flapjack

2)Porn person, usually has love for the pancake song.. pancake song

3)Someone saying dirty random things. random

Dude1: Hey, where's my flapjack?
Dude2:It's dirty.. 0_0 *sings pancake song*
Dude1:Well arn't you a dirty flapjack..
Or you just plain flipped your flapjack out of the skillet.

by dolphinsandskittlez September 9, 2010

kentucky flapjack

Three or more people in an ass fucking stack, usually followed by a p-town fire drill.

"Honey, if being gay was sinful, do you think that an Idaho State Trooper would have recently caught the son of God in a public restroom with four other men performing a Kentucky Flapjack?"

-JHC

by thenatas May 8, 2004