Feltham

the surname of a person who loves to touch hams, this trait in their family history has lead them to be called Ham Feelers, though over time this has been shortened to Feel Ham and most recently Feltham.

"Did that girl just touch your sandwitch bro?"
"Yeah, but don't worry about it, she's a Feltham!"

by furrycupcake202 December 21, 2014

fathamburger

American, as is From the United States.

Them fathamburgers be doing stupid shit all the time.

by jihadjoe December 28, 2004

fenham

The ulitmate death zone (fenham) with in newcastle upon tyne. Alongside scotchwood and cowgate.

You don't walk to the shop in fenham.
you :-
+run
+drive to it in your tank
+Don't forget your armour

i.e. Chav Paradise

by the only suvivour January 15, 2008

fathag

Fathags are young gay men that enjoy the company of larger women.

At the BBW party the fathags were in full effect, making all the plumpers feel extra special.

by bettyrevenge August 13, 2008

fathawk

when a person has a raised and pronounced stripe of fat in the middle of his/her stomach

the fathawk is similar to the style of a mohawk on one's head except this is NEVER intentional

by carson k January 2, 2009

fetard

a disgustingly hideous fetus that is mentally retarted and can sometimes come out slower than most newborn babies

When my newborn baby fetard came out of the whome i instantly smashed its disgusting face with a swift strike with a mallet!

by G.B.Z.A. May 14, 2006

feta cheese

A really awkward kind of cheese, usually served with squash in a corner.

According to Onion, Feta is the most lazy of chee.

Feta and Provolone were walking down the street and Feta complimented on Provolone's thighs. Provolone was like "I smell like feet"

by King Anthony V of Svalbard April 18, 2005