Safety Feature

Large Nose on a female ; prevents the female from choking while performing oral sex to a male.

"Check out the safety feature on that one" "Damn shes hot cept the safety feature"

by Robert "Bubba" Peterman June 1, 2006

search feature

A tool used to search for past threads on message boards. Is considered godly at Broadwayworld.com.

There's already a thread like this... USE THE SEARCH FEATURE!

by Yowza3 September 3, 2006

Gamble the feature

When the boys are down at the pub and want to go for a slap. Go on more more chilli and gamble the feature.

Jake goes up to randoms and says “gamble the feature”.

Maddie & Hollie always lose to red.

by sn0w3unny January 27, 2022

double feature

A double feature occurs when two partners simultaneously ejaculate.

“How did it go with your date last night?”

“It was awesome, we ended the night with a double feature!”

by Whora July 10, 2019

Featureman

featureman is a senile old man who cooks absolutely disgusting and drinks rootbeer straight from the two leader leaving behind food chunks at all. The result of being a virgin in your 80s, someone should have put him in a retirement home as soon as he started using pasta sauce mayo and sweet relish as salad dressing. (see gif for a common reaction to his cooking)

Wife: What should we have for dinner?

Husband: I was thinking we could try this new Featureman recipe

Wife: *begins packing bags*

by ForkCartel January 27, 2022

feature creep

what Mark CIO cries for in his sleep. Sees it as a good thing not as a bad.

Letting the dozy clients add more work without extending the deadline.

Mark won't do anything about all this feature creep, it's like getting 1,000 cold henrys!

by Marks [MoMo] July 9, 2004

creature feature

Describes the state of having a crowd of random-looking, undesirable or ugly people gathered in a particular place, especially in a social setting.

Man, this bar is a total creature feature: there are only ugly chicks and old guys in here.

by lilabner July 15, 2010