Fauxfro

An afro that isn't fully grown out, or an afro wig.

That dude is trying to look like Lenny Kravitz but he has a Fauxfro!

by BellevueHillbilly July 19, 2011

Failfan

A person or group of people anxious to spend a day watching trains, without seeing any.

1. The train enthusiasts waited at Canada's busiest rail line for hours without seeing any trains. What failfans.

2. The failfans set out on an excursion to photograph trains, without any success.

by ONR1 March 29, 2012

faultergeist

The spirit of assigning blame to a problem or accident, often leading to destructive and unhealthy modes of interacting with others.

The hurricane wasn't anyone's fault, but some folks seemed to be possessed by a faultergeist, blaming gay people for the weather.

by SassyAC February 6, 2015

faulkt

Something that is both faulty and fucked

That application is pretty faulkt mate

by SnidelyWhipper August 18, 2017

Faulselaites

A fake cold\disease excuse to not participate in social activities or work.

Friend : Are you coming to the party tonight

You : No, I have Faulselaites.

by brendonsforeheadgirls January 26, 2019

Fauxfended

To pretend to be offended when you are not. Usually just to be a cunt.

Jane was fauxfended at what I said about dogs with waggy tails.

She wasn't really offended she just wanted to be awkward.

by Pookay January 15, 2021

fauxfillment

That moment at a restaurant when you're absolutely starving, and your server approaches your table with a full tray, only to peel off and place said tray on the table next to you.

Harvey left Red Lobster in a huff, after several moments of fauxfillment while waiting for his fried fish platter.

by The BS Express December 11, 2021