Fakerpuff

Someone who claims to be Hufflepuff, but who exhibits traits opposite to that of the house such as being disloyal, lazy, petty, and egotistical.

Guy - You cheated on him?
Girl - Yea, he wasn't giving me the attention I needed.
Guy - Fakerpuff.

by 123OFOTCNCOGWE321 May 27, 2021

faeriqs

My awesome boyfriend that does anything just to make me safe, Dur if you see this I just wanted to tell you that I love you, and that you deserve the whole entire world.

faeriqs is the current owner of a cafe called Volée.
faeriqs is mine.

by strawtheberry0 July 9, 2021

Funk Faker

1. Someone trying to be something they're not.

2. Faking the funk

I just bought half carat diamond studs!

You're white, stop being a funk faker.

by SJS. February 28, 2011

Homo Faber

A type of sexmove in which one party impregnates the other, assumes they get an abortion, leaves them, returns after their child is legal, in order to travel with it around Europe start a romantic relationship, sleep with them, and have them die in an accident.

Hey, you remember Laura? I pulled a Homo Faber on her.

by Packinsomehos April 22, 2021

social media faker

A person who posts things on social media, looking like she/he has the most awesome life ever, looking like she/he is very popular and/or looking like they're really hot. But in real life they are nothing more than a plain person, or even just a loser.
The social media faker can go pretty far with trying to look awesomer than they are in real life. things such as making fake accounts and using it following themselves, commenting and liking het posts, use certain like/follow apps that get them more likes and followers.
But also just changing their outer appearance by editing their pictures -too much- or talking like they're highclass

Did you see Nora's new post?

Yeah she's such a Social Media Faker.

by Tigercute January 11, 2016

fagercrombie and itch

the store where all of the preppy ass fags go and get dun in the ass by other guys while they wear their shirts that choke them

john jake and dj all go to fagercrombie and itch to do other guys and pick up 8 year olds

by reno October 30, 2006

faerie

The most beautiful girl in the world. There is only one.

Josie, you are my faerie.

by ImAFaerieToo! October 2, 2011