failatio

Portmanteau of fellatio + fail.
A failed attempt to suck your own tallywhacker.

The cunt-starved gentleman was so desperate for a blowjob that he decided to commit fellatio upon himself. But he couldn't.
"Argh, failatio!"

by MEFF February 13, 2009

Faisal

Getting a blowjob while eating halal chicken.

PERSON1: Man, this stripper gave me a faisal yesterday.
PERSON2: Sweet!

by Torsa December 16, 2008

fagnart

a basterdly deed , a fagnart is the one who does it . a fagnart is a person who does the basterdy deed. (look up basterd-man)

What kind of fagnart would put glue on the fuc*ing door knob?

by Stevie wonder April 5, 2003

Jigga What/Faint

"Jigga What/Faint" is an MTV Mash-Up from rapper Jay-Z and alternative rock band, Linkin Park. It combines two songs, "Faint", by Linkin Park and "Jigga What, Jigga Who", by Jay-Z.

The song is brilliant and durates for 3:24. It comes from the album, Collision Course, which was released in mid-2004.

"...take this ride, make you feel it inside your belly, if it's tight get the K-Y Jelly, All night get you wide up inside the telly, Side to side, til you say Jay-Z you're too much for me..." - Jigga What, Jigga Who. performed by Jay-Z

"...no, Hear me out now, You're gonna listen to me, like it or not, Right now, Hear me out now, You're gonna listen to me, like it or not, Right now..." Faint. performed by Linkin Park.

Altogether makes Jigga What/Faint.

by Jigga What Jigga Who Faint May 23, 2008

Fagina

A gay man's asshole. Pronounced (fag-gina)

Bruce likes to take it in the fagina.

by PE12345 December 26, 2007

Faia

Family name of mixed Portugese and Muslim descent. Originally derived from the surname Faria. Name found throughout countries/states once under Portugese colonial rule and also sometimes found in the Middle East.

There's a Faia coming. Bow and show respect!

by LindzF October 16, 2008

failalyzer

The use of a breathalyzers electronic results on a printed sheet as admissible evidence in a court of law for an OUI (operating under the influence) case, even though the defendant's counsel hasn't been allowed to determine whether or not the source code of the device is faulty.

Any breathalyzer used in court without testimony of the administering officer or without the papers from the manufacturer of the breathalyzer certifying the source code isn't broken or buggy and provides sound results is automatically deemed a failalyzer

Defendant and his Counsel meet before an OUI arraignment:

Counsel: Looks like we're not going to be able to take this to trial since a breathalyzers results are considered 100% accurate

Defendant: Yeah, but I only had one drink, and I wasn't even swerving very much. Are you sure those blood alcohol level results are accurate?

Counsel: Now that I think about it, the only guarantee I have is the manufacturers good will. I don't have any certifications as to the accuracy of the device or soundness of its source code and since we are in a court of a law, we must depend on legal documents; not simply the good will a business offers to its good customers.

Defendant: Yeah, we don't want a failalyzer in court

Counsel: We certainly don't

by legalpwn July 29, 2009