Cold War Fuck Face Off

The time in a relationship when both parties are avoiding sex to punish the other person. Can lead to a Cuban missile crisis

John "Hey, Jake. You look aweful did you get any last night?"

Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."

John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"

by Chemlock March 16, 2009

Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face

A tosser who sports a beard all year round even though it makes his face look like a badger wrestling with a ferret in a cave!

Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face
Eaxamples of this can be seen in the late and great Steve Jobs , Ricky Tomlinson , moors murderer Peter Sutcliffe. JA & RT

by The Spoof Slayer February 1, 2013

cd warrior fuck face vagina

getting a cd right in your vagina and a cd player in your ass while wearing armor

that cd warrior fuck face vagina was pretty intense

by mengina face 7 April 13, 2009

kicks your (fucking) face off

See kicks my (fucking) face off.

"How good was it?"
"It kicked my fucking face off!"

by Sigmund Freud November 3, 2004

Kick my (fucking) face off

The act of excelling, or being highly impressed with a certain act or event. Can also mean something, or someone is very very very good.

"Was he Gandalf?"
"Yes! He kicked my fucking face off!"

by Sigmund Freud November 3, 2004

shut your fucking face uncle fucker

A song from the south park movie.Sung by two Canadian actors.

The song shut your fucking face uncle fucker is my favorite one from south park.

by GEPH April 29, 2016

Fucking Motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face

when you get really pissed off at someone and put swear words together to make an insult that doesn't make much sense

dickhead: oi! i slept with your mum last night

you: fucking motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face!

dickhead: what?

you: never mind

by pioneer2108 December 31, 2011