French Hornist

One who plays the French horn. Because of the way French hornists blow into their instruments and the very small size of the French horn's mouthpiece, French hornists are very well known for being amazing kissers.

1: Who do you like kissing the best?

2: That really cute band kid, Conrad.

1: Oh, him? Really?

2: He's a French hornist.

1: Oh, well that makes sense then. What's his number?

by PsychoticEyes710 June 29, 2006

french loaf

When your shit log is so long that it looks like a long loaf of French bread.

"Man, my shit was so long that it looked like a French loaf!"

by Merlin1986 July 25, 2016

French hello

It's just a blow job.

Guy #1: I didn't even get to take her on a date before she gave me a French hello.
Guy #2: OHHHH! NICE.

by ASSANDTITTIES69 April 21, 2017

french bulldog

A cute little dog with a smushed face, huge ears, and bug eyes.

aww look at ralph our french bulldog, chewing on my shoes! he's naughty.

by moosegirl818 December 29, 2008

French girls

Simply the most beautiful and greatest girls on this planet.

- Man, that French girl, she's so awesome dude.
- I know, she's french Man! French girls are cooL.

by celiagod January 31, 2009

French Vanilla

1. To add something new to something or action while trying to keep its original feel.
2. To do something the vanilla way of doing it but adding more spice to it.
3. To keep something simple but add a tiny bit of detail to it.

We are going to play vanilla Minecraft but add a furniture mod to make it french vanilla.
She wears a plain white t-shirt and jeans but it has frills on the sleeves to make it a little more french vanilla.

by MelodyMew March 17, 2021

french girls

1) Classy, exotic girls who give good head to their love.

2) A woman who is thrilled by a man who she knows is cold toward her.

He was fat, but she was french. They were the type of thing you couldn't duplicate. A certain, "I don't know what."

by of the unknown September 3, 2005