Asian fail

any grade under 90

Asian kid:"Mom, I asian failed my test"
Asian mom: "what did you get?"
Asian kid: "An 88"

by holler8888889 January 17, 2009

failage

When faith is so cruel that it pwns you with the amount of fail that it provides given the circumstances. In other words, a massive fail that marks you for the rest of your life. The ultimate self-embarrassment.

Example 1: Masturbating in front of your laptop when you've forgotten the webcam on after speaking to your grandparents in Florida would be failage.

Example 2: Letting the girl you have a crush on download a torrent using your PC without thinking of deleting or hiding the collection of BDSM porn first would be an even bigger failage.

by sveti_shano_birminghamski2 January 14, 2010

failed abortion

A failed abortion is someone who is so detestable, it should have been noticed before they were born and dealt with.

For some reason, they held on...

"He did what? Man, he's such a failed abortion."

by Beliatilo September 19, 2004

Fail-Nail trade off

When you begin to fail a class or classes because you are too preoccupied nailing your girlfriend. Most would consider this a good trade.

Petus: "hey, did you hear that (insert name here) is failing spanish?"

Tony: "It's because he's too busy with his gf. This is all a very standard Fail-Nail trade off."

by Psas May 7, 2009

Sobriety Test Fear-Fail

The surreal anticipatory period of uncertainty and apprehension during which the real-time performance of a road-side sobriety test hangs in the balance between spectacular, unbelievable success and crushing, hopeless defeat.

Just look at her; she's tryin' her BEST to walk heel-to-toe, watch-the-movin' cop finger, cartwheel, back-flip and hand-stand. Right now she's in Sobriety Test Fear-Fail...better call in the lawyers anyway...

by YAWA March 16, 2019

Sperm Fail

Someone who is worthless. A waste of space. A horrible human being.

Person A: I just got a phone call from that meth addict Joe Gaddis.

Person B: He's such a sperm fail.

by Steve_Juggernaut December 13, 2010

Donkey fuck fail

First see "donkey fucked"

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Basiclly its when a guy 'donkey fucks' a girl and when she turns around because of that 'wtf' momment the girl hits the guy in the face . And then he fails and gets pwned .

John donkey fuck failed with that freaky girl he met at the club .

by Mr.T fool May 17, 2009