Floof

Synonym for idiot

"That guy over there is such a floof"

by Exhilus July 31, 2021

to grab floof

the act of grabbing someone's tail, considered by many culture as an act of unseisoness, when you grab someone's floof they considered unseiso too

A: That guy used to grab floof left and right.
B: What!? That's so unseiso!

by smolrabbit August 6, 2025

Floof

One's pubic hair (or bush) only when it is particularly covered in fluffy sometimes wiry hairs.

Man, your floof is looking fine today!

by evabeaver7 September 1, 2025

Floof

Something really fluffy. Like a samoyed. Or ralsei. Both are floofy as fuck.

dude you see that doggo?
yeah it's floofy as fuck

by anonymous May 18, 2023

Tempel Ov Floofs

Is a offshoot of fIoofs and floofcels found by novolol but he now no long friends with middnightly and other members.

Tempel Ov floofs disgusting z00ph11e group.

by KOASRDND December 5, 2025

Floof-brained

“Floof-brained” is a playful term that combines “floof” a slang term for something soft and fluffy, often used to describe animals with fluffy fur and “brained” to describe a state where someone’s mind feels light and empty, like fluff. This can happen when an intelligent person numbs their brain with substances, leading to a feeling of mental emptiness. Brain goes into "power saving mode" and the mind feels light, quiet and worry free.

It’s a humorous way to describe someone who is temporarily not thinking clearly or is mentally foggy. Does that make sense?

"I can't make any decisions right now, I'm too floof-brained"

by @420Bunny July 27, 2024

Nugget-Floof

Little bits of nuggets proceed to start slipping out of one's anal region

Yo gang did you see Jesse's NUGGET-FLOOF, it got all over my sheets

by JarenNKthethird August 15, 2024