by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.> If You Throw A Flashbang Grenade, Will It Makes a Mess.?!<.7.9.7.6.> mug.A video, image, or bit of text that throws the viewer off, and immediately shaves away any previous assumptions about possible routes a story may take.
An example of a flashbang:
Anon1: Do real kids actually not like broccoli?
Anon2: I was poor so we had nothing but microwave shit and ramen. I didn't try broccoli until I was in JR high and I was so surprised at how good it tasted. My friends mom had made broccoli and cheese. I ate about 3 servings and told her how it was my first time to try it. I told them how cartoons always told me it would taste so bad. >>I wish I could have fucked my friend's mom.<<
An example of a flashbang:
Anon1: Do real kids actually not like broccoli?
Anon2: I was poor so we had nothing but microwave shit and ramen. I didn't try broccoli until I was in JR high and I was so surprised at how good it tasted. My friends mom had made broccoli and cheese. I ate about 3 servings and told her how it was my first time to try it. I told them how cartoons always told me it would taste so bad. >>I wish I could have fucked my friend's mom.<<
Billy: I was watching this video of cats making cute noises, and the guy who posted it Flashbanged me with an image of a gaping manhole.
Steve: Yar, the internet be a cruel mistress.
Steve: Yar, the internet be a cruel mistress.
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