Chinois du FBI

Meaning : FBI's chinese
Common French expression used on Internet, in the 8h00 PM show "Les Guignols (The Fools, a satarical show animated by puppets)" broadcast on the french private channel Canal+, the "Guignols" think that " Les Chinois du FBI" were following Marie-José Perec (famous French runner) during 2000's Sydney's Olympic Games.
Now this term is often used in Internet, it is very related with computer science news.

La faute aux Chinois du FBI!
(FBI's chinese fault!)
Est-ce que les Chinois du FBI me surveillent?
(Do FBI's chinese are big brothering/monitoring me?)

Chinois du FBI by Renjida March 7, 2008

BRB FBI

Literally, the inkdrinker-coined "BRB FBI" stands for "be right back; federal bureau of investigation." The implication is that something one has just mentioned is illegal and that the FBI are at the door. Many variants of it are popular at YTMND.

"So how old is your girlfriend anyway?"
"Just 15. Oh shi - BRB FBI."

BRB FBI by inkdrinker November 27, 2005

Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka? 

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.

Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka? by A real fking god. September 3, 2018

member of the fbi 

Larries. I'm not gonna say something else because that explains everything.

"how did she know that they were sitting in this hotel room on this side of the bed when they were kissing on the 20.5.2013 , she could be a member of the fbi"

"yeah, she's a larrie"

member of the fbi by Just a random person28 August 25, 2022

im sorry fbi 

What you say type in on your computer to apologize to the FBI watching your screen.

im sorry fbi

im sorry fbi by B R R R R R R R October 8, 2021

mr. fbi man 

He probably knows you better than you know yourself

Person 1: *googles on phone* Why am I so sad?
*Incoming Text from Mr. FBI Man* Hang In there Buddy
Person 1: Thanks Mr. FBI Man!

mr. fbi man by Ships Literally Everything June 12, 2018

Chinois du FBI

Meaning : FBI's chinese
Common French expression used on Internet, in the 8h00 PM show "Les Guignols (The Fools, a satarical show animated by puppets)" broadcast on the french private channel Canal+, the "Guignols" think that " Les Chinois du FBI" were following Marie-José Perec (famous French runner) during 2000's Sydney's Olympic Games.
Now this term is often used in Internet, it is very related with computer science news.

La faute aux Chinois du FBI!
(FBI's chinese fault!)
Est-ce que les Chinois du FBI me surveillent?
(Do FBI's chinese are big brothering/monitoring me?)

Chinois du FBI by Renjida March 7, 2008