Failasturbate

The act of poor masturbation which results in a failure or inability to complete the act to obtain an orgasm.

I already masturbated five times to the Golden Girls season three DVD and on my sixth time I failasturbated so I called it a night.

by Lawofdiminishingmasturbation March 17, 2009

Faizan

A little wanker that eats Cheerios and watches gay porn and is very sticky all year round.

Faizan how was your 5th wank today?

by Sexychickennuggets July 30, 2017

Faizan

A large Sexy Tall Teacher who would Spank Every kid Disrepcts him

Oh my God Run FROM FAIZAN!!

by TheRussianGypsyOfFrance April 1, 2020

failatio

Portmanteau of fellatio + fail.
A failed attempt to suck your own tallywhacker.

The cunt-starved gentleman was so desperate for a blowjob that he decided to commit fellatio upon himself. But he couldn't.
"Argh, failatio!"

by MEFF February 13, 2009

Faisal

Getting a blowjob while eating halal chicken.

PERSON1: Man, this stripper gave me a faisal yesterday.
PERSON2: Sweet!

by Torsa December 16, 2008

fabyan

A jank of a person (a winnie/an idiot).

Ugh I can’t stand Reagan. She’s such a fabyan.

by icantstandyall May 5, 2018

Faiza

A lot of people are after me. But my heart belongs to one special guy. His name is Faiz and we are soulmates. Sooner or later we are going to end up together.

Faiza and Faiz will live happily after forever and always.

by itsfaizaalright May 22, 2022