Facebook Facelift

When a person undergoes an online makeover by deleting their most active social-networking account (usually FB) only to immediately create a new one with few, if any, improvements/changes. These may include: adopting a clever new pseudonym; cutting down their list of "friends," or acquiring new, better-looking, or "more-connected" friends; putting up newer profile pics which reflect their new look, new friends, or new relationship; or simply a new set of data such as new residence or relationship status

"I haven't heard from Derpette in a while, i wonder if she unfriended me..."
"She got a facebook facelift, now she's called Derpina Angelina Heavensent."
"Whuuut?"
"Yeah, she prolly didn't friend you cause you started calling her Derpette and it stuck."

by avianeddy November 17, 2011

mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.

an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad

class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Adam Goh June 7, 2021

Fack Mather

Oftenly used in SRO, is an slang term for Fuck Mother.

Guy1: Dude, get the f*ck out of my grinding spot.
Guy2:Fack mather!

by MetalMasteR™ April 19, 2009

facilitree

a tree where you do #1 or #2, when you don't have a proper toilet, and feel the sudden urge to go. usually easier to do #1.

bob: i need to go do some business.
bill: hey, use a facilitree!
bob: where are they?
bill: uhh...everywhere..?

by faciliphobic May 10, 2006

fack to brunt

When something has been done or said the wrong way around it can be said to be fack to brunt. Literally means "Back to front".

"Dyslexia is an affliction that can cause you to read your words fack to brunt."

by Anthony Wladysiuk July 5, 2006

Fack

Slang for the swear word, fuck. Used when there is a strong dislike between two people or things.

Fack you, I facking hate you.

by M-Lap August 2, 2007

Fackender

One to be in love with Chase. Chase is in a relationship so Fackender doesn't like himself.

You have just been Fackendered

by jimdoors413 August 14, 2009