slap your eyeballs

when someone makes you so mad that you want to literally reach into their skull and slap their eyeballs

If you keep being so passive aggressive with me, boyfriend, i'm going to slap your eyeballs!

by suckmyballsacks69 April 21, 2018

Eyeballs in mouth

It’s just eyeballs in mouth

It’s giving eyeballs in mouth

by the countess of william webste July 18, 2025

UFO Eyeballs

When someone has had so many drugs they look at you like they're from another planet.

Did you see Sean's pupils? Proper UFO eyeballs. What's he on?

by Deadpanlives April 19, 2023

Eyeball

To estimate a quantity of something, usually drugs, based on sight and without a scale or measuring instrument. Sometimes another object, such as a coin, is used as reference to compare the size of the stash with what the true amount is or should be.

Jack: 'Dude, how much kush do we have left?'
Will: 'From Eyeballing it, I'm guessing we have a little over an eighth left.'

by escalin_ow July 27, 2022

Eyeballing

Looking at.

You been eyeballing the 98 pound girl with the nunchakas and the ADHD again, you want some of that?

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020