Ewan

Definition of a small cock

Ahaha you’ve got a ewan ...

by Big bad Barry October 12, 2019

Ewan

Ewan sits in his room playing Star Citizen while keeping his virginity

Ewan is a massive virgin

by Tax_Evasion May 13, 2022

EWAN

Uh.. me? My name is Ewan

"Ewan, more like Ew-in"

by HollowWordPerson July 29, 2022

Ewan

a fucking ape who has the smallest dick and loveessss children

Hey look, its a ewan. Make sure to take your children away!

by jack2323 October 7, 2022

Ewan Millican

BMW Merchant, (drives a fiesta)

Ewan Millican: "Love The One Series, Hate the mrs"

"I really want a BMW" *cries*

by anonymous April 29, 2024

Ewan

Blue haired boy of wonder, owns a dozen guitars and some sexy spice mix may end up destroying you in pokemon and pokemon has a tendency to calling people names if he knows theyve hurt someone he loves.

Ewan: Fajitas!

by Deathbladerunner12 November 3, 2021

Ewaning

To be an american immigrant

Hey! are you ewaning?

by jellyjenny69 December 27, 2023