by Bdndnrjr May 18, 2021
Get the Ewan mug.ABSOLUTE egotistical and vainglorious piece of cod. In his clueless nature, he will never understand how to show affection and is completely indolent when it comes to trying in every aspect. This slow moving and good for nothing moron will neglect, mistreat and disrespect you on every level. He will gaslight and blame his inconstant and disloyal behaviour on everything but himself, so don't even think about confronting him about anything. Ewan will be thoroughly and unconditionally tiresome with his ambiguous language, constantly failing to see both sides of the story.
Oh, and he is most definitely afraid of spiders.
Word of advice: Never date this cheating capricorn.... you will regret it.
Oh, and he is most definitely afraid of spiders.
Word of advice: Never date this cheating capricorn.... you will regret it.
Me:"Gosh i feel as if i'm trying to draw blood out of a stone"
Friend: "Oh are you talking to Ewan?"
Me: "How did you guess?!!"
Friend: "Oh are you talking to Ewan?"
Me: "How did you guess?!!"
by ilovetoseeyousmile May 21, 2021
Get the Ewan mug.This word is used to describe people who smell of 5p colognes and margarita paninis. You will often find these creatures in primary schools looking for a place to whip there arse out.
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by Ph1ll1p0s March 24, 2025
Get the Electromagnetic-Ewan mug.Good looking person usually of african descent. Has a lot of friend girls but still gets a lot of "huzz". Usually Hispanic, Darkskin or Lightskin/ Puertorricano. One level down Duke Dennis aura.
by Texas ballerz April 1, 2025
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Get the Ewan Millican mug.Ewan is a bloody sexy man, who has the kindest heart. Ewan is quiet but he also has many friends. Ewan has the biggest penis and it bounces when he does jumping jacks. Ewan is the most nicest person you will ever meet, and he often pulls girls.
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