Ewan fielding

A Ewan on its own is a true devil but if you come across a Ewan FIELDING you are in trouble they are tall monsters that smell like poo and rotten oranges they are ugly fat and have a torso in the shape of a peanut but luckily for you if you encounter a Ewan fielding they are EXTREMELY stupid and slow runners

Boy1: OMG it’s EWAN FIELDING *run*

Boy2: aaaaahhhhhhhhh

Boy3: hell meeeeeee!!!

Boy4: *eaten*

by Is the truth to hard bi**h November 10, 2019

Ewan Disease

That one time Ewan almost killed us in December after going to his barbecue

Person 1 - "Hey remember that one time we had Ewan disease"
Person 2 - "Oh yeah, that shit sucked"

by Cowan123 January 20, 2023

Ewan

ABSOLUTE egotistical and vainglorious piece of cod. In his clueless nature, he will never understand how to show affection and is completely indolent when it comes to trying in every aspect. This slow moving and good for nothing moron will neglect, mistreat and disrespect you on every level. He will gaslight and blame his inconstant and disloyal behaviour on everything but himself, so don't even think about confronting him about anything. Ewan will be thoroughly and unconditionally tiresome with his ambiguous language, constantly failing to see both sides of the story.
Oh, and he is most definitely afraid of spiders.
Word of advice: Never date this cheating capricorn.... you will regret it.

Me:"Gosh i feel as if i'm trying to draw blood out of a stone"
Friend: "Oh are you talking to Ewan?"
Me: "How did you guess?!!"

by ilovetoseeyousmile May 21, 2021

Ewan

A big L of a human, likes to avoid all constancy with any human and is shit scared of girls, but then says gay stuff so he must be gay

Talk to a girl you Ewan

by HKDABADMAN 420 October 27, 2021

Ewan

Small man very weak usually a furry does not respect women gets beaten up by year 7s cry’s a lot and has temper tantrums.

Ewan won’t stop crying.

by Etoppp December 14, 2022

Ewan

A tall man who likes to secretly watch gay porn, he also has small ears

Oh no its that ewan

by Kickflip3 October 9, 2019

Ewan

A ginger bread man with huge muscles and a large cock when people glance at him they orgasm in all his attractiveness and sexiness (especially when he's wearing a furry or maid costume or both). (¤~¤)

Person 1: EWAN IS ARRIVING

Crowd: *takes off pants to jack off
Mutter in the crowd 1: I hope he's wearing a maid costume!
Mutter in the crowd 2: No he looks way more attractive wearing a furry costume!
Mutter in the crowd 3: I want him to be in a furry maid costume.....
Mutter in the crowd 4: I THINK HES GONNA STRIP!

by Curry Muncher 76 October 13, 2021