Evan

A fucking man whore who always has and always will be.

"That guy over there just harassed me"
"Oh yeah that's Evan, you're not the only one"

by I'mdonewithyourshit December 19, 2016

Evan

Evan wants a thick black man backing him down in bed. Evan's are only asian being native to the town known as China-town. Evan has 4 senses being that he is asian. Since no asians can see well, that is one of an Evan's weaknesses.

He has tiny eyes, glasses, and cannot see far. He must be an Evan.

by thickblackballs November 26, 2021

Evan

An oversized clit that protrudes out from the pussy lips. Also known as a joel

Joannie used her clit pump until it was an evan.

by syphalius February 7, 2010

Evan

Doing too much; trippin

Why when these boys come over you act extra? You evan bruh

by theeprettiestttt July 14, 2019

Evan

A guy who sucks dick and is a transgender he loves getting back shots

Your should get Evan

by Evan the dancing waste yute November 16, 2018

Evan

A very gay man who loves Ryan and wants to fuck him inside a pokemon suit and also wants to put pokeballs in there mouths and have hard gay sex

Evan is gay

by Mrplowplow July 14, 2019

Evan

a fucking tossbag who fails in life. They are commonly known as boxhead/squarehead

Evan is such a twat

by EB360 January 28, 2009