a condiment loving person. she has a weird attraction to spicy mayo. on the outside she seems like a lovely, pretty normal school girl, but on the inside, she sleeps with spicy mayo blankets and pillows. how fun.
by bestielila March 20, 2021

person 1:“do you like bts?”
person 2: “yeah i do, but im not an ARMY”
person 1: “oh so you’re just a fan then?”
person 2: “no i’m a BTS-er 😎”
person 2: “yeah i do, but im not an ARMY”
person 1: “oh so you’re just a fan then?”
person 2: “no i’m a BTS-er 😎”
by jiminiecricket June 23, 2020

A man whose penis is large in its flaccid state, but only grows marginally when he is fully erect. An example of this would be a man who is 6in flaccid, and 9in erect. The opposite of this would be a grower.
Guy #1: Hey man, did you see that guy's dick? It's like 7 inches... SOFT!!
Guy #2: Yeah, that's crazy. He's probably a show-er, though. I bet you he's no bigger than 8.5 inches erect.
Guy #2: Yeah, that's crazy. He's probably a show-er, though. I bet you he's no bigger than 8.5 inches erect.
by Romeo8x June 19, 2020

by Khaneka June 8, 2019

To disgrace the human race by being emotional on a message board causing spam& 1337 speak and you to be a lamer while acting godly in a online video game
by Bob May 2, 2003

by Idoitall3782 May 30, 2011
