Similar to not making any sense, "not making any english" means that the writer/speaker is not making any sense probably due to incorrect grammer/word usage.
Re-wording of the sentence might improve the clarity at hand.
Re-wording of the sentence might improve the clarity at hand.
by byronwhiteson December 29, 2009
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yo, i'm about to go pick up an old english 800
by Balls McCgee March 9, 2005
Get the olde english 800 mug.Along with Philosophy and Int'l Relations, English is arguably the most difficult college major in the Humanities. This is largely due to the fact that being an English major encompasses the study of several other fields, including, but not limited to philosophy, psychology, history, sociology, law, and political science. English majors read and write far more than any other major, and offen suffer from severe caffeine addiction (or worse), insomnia, and manic depression.
Despite what lobotomized Business Majors believe, English majors (like many humanities majors) seek graduate school enrollment and end up with J.D.s, M.B.A.s, L.L.M.s, or Ph.D.s. Thus, they end up in lucrative careers with sexyass women. But best of all, they actually learn how to think and generally live rewarding lives because of that.
Despite what lobotomized Business Majors believe, English majors (like many humanities majors) seek graduate school enrollment and end up with J.D.s, M.B.A.s, L.L.M.s, or Ph.D.s. Thus, they end up in lucrative careers with sexyass women. But best of all, they actually learn how to think and generally live rewarding lives because of that.
English Major: "Dude, we're seniors! I can't believe how much I've learned over the past three years! How about you?"
Business Major: "Excel and Powerpoint."
English Major: "... and?"
Business Major: "That's it."
English Major: "... 3 years of college and that's all you know?"
Business Major: "Yup. But Ima still be rich."
English Major: "Sooo you essentially just paid over $100,000 for Excel and Powerpoint lessons, but you'll still be rich?"
Business Major: "Hellz yeah d00d."
English Major: *facepalm*
Business Major: "Excel and Powerpoint."
English Major: "... and?"
Business Major: "That's it."
English Major: "... 3 years of college and that's all you know?"
Business Major: "Yup. But Ima still be rich."
English Major: "Sooo you essentially just paid over $100,000 for Excel and Powerpoint lessons, but you'll still be rich?"
Business Major: "Hellz yeah d00d."
English Major: *facepalm*
by collegiate5 July 10, 2010
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The jokes rarely involve Wales. Lucky Buggers.
The jokes rarely involve Wales. Lucky Buggers.
An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all invited to a Christmas party. In order to get into the party, they must bring something relevant with Christmas. On the day, the Scotsman turns up with a Christmas tree, so he is allowed in. The Englishman turns up and brings a cracker, so he allowed in aswell. Eventually the Irishman turns up also, holding a pair of ladies underwear. The guard at the door asks him, "What have they got to do with Christmas?"
The Irishman replies, "They're Carols".
The Irishman replies, "They're Carols".
by Mcmacmucsons January 8, 2009
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Two friends are chatting with each other.
John: How was the test this morning?
David: It went pretty well, I mean, like, it wasn't the hardest thing ever.
(Governess, a beautiful girl with perfect eyes, enters the scene and David begins using High English)
John: Hello Governess.
Governess: How was the test for you guys?
David: Well, I was rather perplexed by the absence of questions pertaining to book. Fortunately, we had studied all the relevant material in a previous semester.
Governess: Really? I thought it was hard.
David: Pshaw, I am confident you performed adequately.
John: How was the test this morning?
David: It went pretty well, I mean, like, it wasn't the hardest thing ever.
(Governess, a beautiful girl with perfect eyes, enters the scene and David begins using High English)
John: Hello Governess.
Governess: How was the test for you guys?
David: Well, I was rather perplexed by the absence of questions pertaining to book. Fortunately, we had studied all the relevant material in a previous semester.
Governess: Really? I thought it was hard.
David: Pshaw, I am confident you performed adequately.
by BioTeaParty December 30, 2011
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Hey, let's talk in English when we get some this afternoon so our grandson won't know we're having sex instead of taking a nap.
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