Emily and Elena are the power couple of BFFs, and as such they will go down in history. No they are not childhood friends, no they did not meet at school. They randomly met at the airport, and have been friends ever since. Apart from this incredible story they share so many amazing experiences, no one can start to comprehend how extraordinarily beautiful this friendship is. They are so peculiar that it is hard for others to understand them, so they are very blessed to have found eachother in this obnoxiously boring world. And horny, horny they are too.
by Gertruderike March 22, 2019
by BakedButter April 16, 2014
Person 1: This girl just sent me nudes! I thought she’s single?
Person 2: No, she pulled a dirty elena
Person 2: No, she pulled a dirty elena
by Rafbruhbruh June 18, 2020
Rhia: Hey, can I have a bite of your burrito?
Marcus: Yeah, I guess so.
Rhia: mrmmrmh
Marcus: Bitch! You took an Elena Bite!
Valentino: Hey, can I have a bite of your sandwich?
Alexandra: Okay... but no Elena Biting!
Marcus: Yeah, I guess so.
Rhia: mrmmrmh
Marcus: Bitch! You took an Elena Bite!
Valentino: Hey, can I have a bite of your sandwich?
Alexandra: Okay... but no Elena Biting!
by Vivigen.Dretsco June 10, 2009
Elena. Elena hey...? Well. She’s the heather of your group. She can sing. She can dance, very weirdly though. She’s the most loving person she’ll meet and she would NEVER forget your birthday. Elena is the type of person to go an extra mile for someone. She’s the mum of the group that keeps everyone out of jail. She can ice skate and she’s so pretttyyyyyy!! She always has lumps in her bedding which is quite odd however. You gotta love her. If she hates you, you’ve done something very bad.
by Picklehead123 January 24, 2021
The sister of the FBI agent that works in the BAU, but is totally cool. Elena's a baker, singer, dancer, and puncher if you piss her off. She often finds herself in strings of unfortunate events, like for example; pervert guy touches her while she's just trying to buy her caramel delight cookies. She makes good ass cakes though, call her up on your birthday. She is optimistic, and loyal, but that doesn't stop her from being a bitch at times.
by askingformoney November 5, 2022
A sex act consisting of two or more consenting adults, one of whom is anally penetrated by a large fruit based object (usually a pineapple) dipped in hallucinogenic narcotics that results in a major spiritual evolution and/or a fusion of the participants souls. The penetration causes a euphoric sensation that can last for hours or randomly spawn for up to a week.
Incorrect insertion can cause a major jerk of anal muscles and can result in a massive muscle tear. Chemical reactions are not unheard of and side effects include delusions of grandeur, feelings of persecution, feelings of religious confusion, and massive anal leakage or hemorrhaging.
Incorrect insertion can cause a major jerk of anal muscles and can result in a massive muscle tear. Chemical reactions are not unheard of and side effects include delusions of grandeur, feelings of persecution, feelings of religious confusion, and massive anal leakage or hemorrhaging.
Last night Astrid gave me a Princess Elena and I couldn't believe how special it was! I was bent over the toilet, in case I got sick, but it slipped right in and I will never be the same.
Jai Wei had a hard time dealing with my obsession with tossed salads but completely changed his mind when I introduced him to the Princess Elena.
I woke up next to a woman named Jose, and realized that she had given me my first Princess Elena while I was passed out.
Jai Wei had a hard time dealing with my obsession with tossed salads but completely changed his mind when I introduced him to the Princess Elena.
I woke up next to a woman named Jose, and realized that she had given me my first Princess Elena while I was passed out.
by Etherial Euph August 15, 2011