November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards
by TedyTSN November 3, 2019

to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward
consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.
My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.
My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.
by secisfun January 26, 2021

by DeViLOG1986 September 25, 2017

The sexual act of licking, kissing and sicking someone's ass for the pleasure of one or both parties.
by ShaSha83 June 26, 2022

Go find a Madison and rip those pants off and lick that ass. IF you don't complete eat Madisons ass day you will be spanked like a bad little boy by obamas husband
Jaylen: Hey Madison!!! Did you know its "eat Madisons ass day"?
Madison: oh noooo
Jaylen; get ready for this tounge >;)
Madison: oh noooo
Jaylen; get ready for this tounge >;)
by wonder breadz January 5, 2024

I guantamoed that ass and almost died.
Yo girl. Turn that water on and get ready for some Guantanamo Ass Eating
Yo girl. Turn that water on and get ready for some Guantanamo Ass Eating
by Trampass Shook July 11, 2025

by Sainsbury's May 7, 2018
