early wood

Early wood is what you experience when you wake up with a long lasting erection

Kermanshah: good morning. What are you hiding in your pants so early?
Michael: oh nothing ma, just got some early wood

by Boi_person May 22, 2016

early house

Dublin name for a bar that opens early in the morning. Originally in the area of the docks to serve the stevedores ending the night shift, but which ended up early morning drinkers in general

So after the party we went to an early house for two more scoops.

by garda April 03, 2011

Early barnes

Derived from early doors, this means early

It's gonna be busy at the club, we should get there early barnes.

by rtj loco September 26, 2003

Early Bath

To take early retirement

" that fuckin Mingebag who still lives with his mam is takin an early bath "

by John Gaskell September 17, 2005

early night

early night to go to bed early to play with sex toys

Im having an early night :P come join me!

by johno :) July 04, 2009

Early 2010s

The better part of this decade, spanning from 2010 to 2013.

I miss the early 2010s already, life was so much better back then. The late 2010s are so boring.

by Bsg23 November 17, 2018

early tech

A tactic used in Warcraft 3 footman frenzy games. The process invovles spending the 2000 gold you have to upgrade your soldiers as oppose to buying a hero for 1900 gold (the usual tactic). It is highly debated whether this tactic, which is most likely carried over from the game this mod was based on, starcraft bunker wars (a game that featured no heros and a system that required "teching"), is second nature to starcraft vets or a cheap win tactic created by newbs. Either way, it is usually effective and destroys other low level heros for a quick start easily making it a hated tactic by "non-techers".

host: gl hf ka dd
team-mate: glhf
host: rules-no early tech, no rush 5 min
team-mate: wtf, cya.

by Jason Wilkins September 26, 2006