The sister of the FBI agent that works in the BAU, but is totally cool. Elena's a baker, singer, dancer, and puncher if you piss her off. She often finds herself in strings of unfortunate events, like for example; pervert guy touches her while she's just trying to buy her caramel delight cookies. She makes good ass cakes though, call her up on your birthday. She is optimistic, and loyal, but that doesn't stop her from being a bitch at times.
by askingformoney November 05, 2022
Elena. Elena hey...? Well. She’s the heather of your group. She can sing. She can dance, very weirdly though. She’s the most loving person she’ll meet and she would NEVER forget your birthday. Elena is the type of person to go an extra mile for someone. She’s the mum of the group that keeps everyone out of jail. She can ice skate and she’s so pretttyyyyyy!! She always has lumps in her bedding which is quite odd however. You gotta love her. If she hates you, you’ve done something very bad.
by Picklehead123 January 24, 2021
A sex act consisting of two or more consenting adults, one of whom is anally penetrated by a large fruit based object (usually a pineapple) dipped in hallucinogenic narcotics that results in a major spiritual evolution and/or a fusion of the participants souls. The penetration causes a euphoric sensation that can last for hours or randomly spawn for up to a week.
Incorrect insertion can cause a major jerk of anal muscles and can result in a massive muscle tear. Chemical reactions are not unheard of and side effects include delusions of grandeur, feelings of persecution, feelings of religious confusion, and massive anal leakage or hemorrhaging.
Incorrect insertion can cause a major jerk of anal muscles and can result in a massive muscle tear. Chemical reactions are not unheard of and side effects include delusions of grandeur, feelings of persecution, feelings of religious confusion, and massive anal leakage or hemorrhaging.
Last night Astrid gave me a Princess Elena and I couldn't believe how special it was! I was bent over the toilet, in case I got sick, but it slipped right in and I will never be the same.
Jai Wei had a hard time dealing with my obsession with tossed salads but completely changed his mind when I introduced him to the Princess Elena.
I woke up next to a woman named Jose, and realized that she had given me my first Princess Elena while I was passed out.
Jai Wei had a hard time dealing with my obsession with tossed salads but completely changed his mind when I introduced him to the Princess Elena.
I woke up next to a woman named Jose, and realized that she had given me my first Princess Elena while I was passed out.
by Etherial Euph August 15, 2011
by n0l1f3r-h4lf October 27, 2019
by BEAT_RICE October 21, 2019
Elena M is a talented, smart, funny&nice person who hates most people but trully loves her friends and the icons she stans. She only makes fun of people because they deserve it and we love to see it.
by Lila.J.T January 30, 2021
The feminine derivative of the commonly used phrase "Johnny on the Spot". Used to describe an individual who, without prompting, is ready, reliable and ready to perform a duty or task without delay. The phrase is believed to have originated in the southeastern United States where it is frequently used.
by JTN7000 February 27, 2020