dude

(According to my sources) A microscopic hair on an elephant's butt.
So, whats your job?

Shaving an elephant's dudes.
by S0cks July 21, 2008
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dude

1. A common term used to refer to other people, particularly males

2. An infected hair on an elephant's butt

3. A person who cares excessively about his/her clothes

4. A bottlecap
1.
Person 1:"What up dude?"
Person 2: "Um, excuse me, Im a girl"

2.
Person 1: "The poor elephant has a dude on its butt, and you have to surgically remove it"
Person 2: "dammit"

3.
Person 1: "I say, who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here"
Person 2: "That dude over there with the fancy clothes"

4.
Person 1: "I found a dude on the ground, its the same size as your weiner"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up"
by edwild22 February 28, 2010
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Dude

by NiteGrimwood December 18, 2014
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Dude

gender neutral word up until you ask a man how many dudes he has fucked.
Person 1: hey dudes
Group: hey

Person 1: How many dudes have you screwed?
Person 2: none dude I’m straight
by Kronos-Kun May 11, 2022
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dude

dan: hey dude u wanna go surf
jake: sure dude
by kaylawhite June 30, 2018
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dude

i am not a dude. whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
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Dude

Dude.bro.bro.dude
Dude
Bro
by Lollipop102103 July 17, 2018
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