Heavy metal drummer

Transvestite so unconvincing that he/she looks like the drummer in a heavy metal band. Or Mike Tyson in a frock.

There should be a convention that trannies should have to put some effort into looking female. Not like a heavy metal drummer.

by Maggie T April 03, 2024

Drummeritis

the loss of or cop-out of a band's Drummer; having the percussion member of a band who complains an excessive amount; when a drummer is excessively late or a pain

Avenged sevenfold had a serious case of Drummeritis.

by shurikenbarbie69 July 01, 2009

ass drummer

One who slaps ass checks like a bongo

Joe was being such a ass drummer when he repeatedly smacked my ass.

by Likema sack March 09, 2017

Drummers Muscles

Coined by Ashton Irwin, apparently playing the drums gives you tough muscles

He’s lucky he left or I’d have got him with my drummers muscles

by KangaRue80 July 17, 2022

Hummer drummer

It's when you put a hammer up someone's ass

D- *doing something annoying*

K- "if you don't stop I'll give you a hummer drummer"

by Fartjiggler24 January 12, 2025

texas drummer

loud idiot that wont stop playing the fucking basic country beats

my little bastard friend wont stop playing drums like a texas drummer

by bill the gay man January 10, 2023

National Fuck a Drummer Day

National Fuck a Drummer Day is a day to rejoice and celebrate your syncopated friends by having hot, passionate sex with them. National Fuck a Drummer Day falls on December 28th!

"It's National Fuck A Drummer Day, get on that bed so we can start celebrating."

by jDerulo10 October 11, 2024