douchamonger

Pronounced: (doosh-uh-mong-ur)

One who constantly acts like a douche on epic proportions.

(Douche slaps other guy's books on the ground.)
Guy: Dude...WHAT THE HELL?!
Douche: What?
Guy: Why'd you do that?
Douche: I don't know.
Guy: Freaking douchamonger..

by Pdoany. February 25, 2009

Douche Farm

Place where doucehbags are created. Typically colleges with big frat and sorority populations. After these "people" are created, we suffer the consequences.

Wow, Florida State is quite a douche farm.

by Malpaso March 2, 2009

Douchapalooza

An informal gathering of 2 or more douchebags in a public forum such as in front a movie theater, at the bar of a TGI Fridays, or in the parking lot of the less favored Mall in town.

I'd love to get a drink, but I don't feel like wading through the douchapalooza at the bar.

by MrsCockson July 30, 2009

Douche Eye

A non-verbal cue given to express disappointment, disapproval, dislike, or general disdain. aka a dirty look.

The guy just stood there on his porch with his arms crossed and gave me the douche eye.

My wife didn't have to say anything when I said I wanted to go out with the guys. I knew the answer when she gave me the Douche Eye.

by bktscrambler October 6, 2009

Douche Grin

More commonly referred to as a smirk, a douche grin is a smile that expresses scorn, smugness, etc. Often performed by smiling on one side only. The douche grin was named so because douchebags are inclined to abuse smirking.

That guy's douche grin makes me want to punch him in the face.

by Broski O'Bronald January 21, 2010

Douche Wobbler

One who asks an incredibly stupid question for no apparent reason. This term is the only way fit to describe such folk.

Dude, you are such a douche wobbler. I am happy I'm not your friend anymore.

by tehmayor September 24, 2010

douche it up

A person is already a douchebag. But when he or she gets drunk. It a whole new level of douchery.

damn dude i never thought this guy will douche it up in the club!

by ndizzle855 March 5, 2011