When having sex Pickup your partner and have her standing with complete weight on your penis then while she is stuck in the air you tell her to run.
Hopefully you ate your Wheaties cause it could break off your dick.
Dude you wont believe this but see that cheerleader? ...No the big one. Yah, dude i gave her a Jogging Dolly. Thats why my dick is really sore. Plus i think she has the Herps dude!
An often over-painted but nonetheless glamourous and sexy female cabin crew member on a commercial airline, so-called because they offer drinks and other refreshments from a trolley pushed down the centre aisle. Once, it was acceptable to also pinch or grope them as they passed with their trolleys but alas, no longer. Now they must use more complicated methods of picking up men that they fancy.
Otherwise known as "tarts with carts" or "flying mattresses ". Were known once for offering "coffee, tea or me".
A great film, made in 1969, starring Barbra Streisand (not my favorite person, but she does good in this film). About a woman who wants to marry a man and steals all the people around him (by setting them up with other people so they move away), leaving him alone and no other choice then to marry her. Sure she makes it so he practically makes him beg for her love, though she had expressed it from the beginning. All that matters are the great songs and Dolly's CRAZY hats.
Dude, I've had "Hello Dolly!" songs stuck in my head ALL day. I can't get them out.
Dude, I know. Her voice is so enchanting that it makes me come in my pants. Oh...oh...Dolly...oh...OH!
A female who has several kids to increase her welfare cheque so she can go out to the bars every night with three pounds of make up on drunk as fuck wearing the same prostitute outfit in hopes she stumbles on to a random dick that will take her home so she can sponge cigarettes, drugs, and money. The next morning this female looks like a doll that was thrown in a swamp.
A great film, made in 1969, starring Barbra Streisand (not my favorite person, but she does good in this film). About a woman who wants to marry a man and steals all the people around him (by setting them up with other people so they move away), leaving him alone and no other choice then to marry her. Sure she makes it so he practically makes him beg for her love, though she had expressed it from the beginning. All that matters are the great songs and Dolly's CRAZY hats.