"Yoinking My Doink" is the phrase used to imply yanking on one's dick. Can be used interchangeably with "Yoinking My Boink".
Person A: Hey! How's it going?
Person B: Pretty great, you know, I won the lottery!
Person A: No way man, you've gotta be yoinking my doink.
Person B: Pretty great, you know, I won the lottery!
Person A: No way man, you've gotta be yoinking my doink.
by [\/] April 26, 2025
Get the Yoinking My Doinkmug. The sound you make when bopping a helium-filled foil balloon that is tethered to a weight. You hit it and say "doink" and watch it rise back to the top so you can doink it again.
by Cedar ☆ November 21, 2024
Get the Doinkmug. A doink is another word for a joint (aka marijuana). It originated from a video of a man saying the wise words, “Boutta smoke some big ole’ doinks... gang.” And just like that, a new word was born
Weed smoker #1: ayyy what’s the move?
Weed smoker #2: you already know we finna boutta smoke some big doinks!
Weed smoker #2: you already know we finna boutta smoke some big doinks!
by Yo quiero... tacos January 23, 2020
Get the Doinkmug. by troublem8kR January 18, 2024
Get the Doink a doinkermug. 
by Shloink Ma Doink Jackson January 4, 2020
Get the you doinkmug. by Babacehese July 11, 2023
Get the doinkmug.