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Don't hurt the doggie!! 

This phrase is applied when someone has their priorities so out of whack that they'd cry for a dog if it died in a movie but have no problem watching a dozen or more people getting killed, even though everyone knows that animals are never mistreated on a movie set.

It also can be applied to extremist groups when they talk about saving an animal's life but allowing a human or group of people to die.

Usually said in a pseudo-dramatic or condescending sense, the phrase is used as a way of saying in a sarcastic manner "Your priorities are all messed up!", because at least a nice woman you can mate with, what are you going to do with a dog?
John: "I'm watching this movie. It's sad. They killed a dog."

Jack: "Wait a minute. The killer just hacked 15 people to death with a chainsaw ten minutes ago and you're okay with letting them all die but 'don't hurt the doggie!!'?"

stray doggie style 

Too have sex doggie style but in a dumpster, alley or street.
John: You're gonna get it stray doggie style tonight Janie.
Janie: What's stray doggie style?
John: It's just like regular doggie style, but it's in a dumpster.
stray doggie style by Teryn October 21, 2007

country doggie 

Doggie style, but with your cousin.
Me and Marla like to do the country doggie at our family reunion.

Dirty doggie 

When a girl squirts during intercourse so you rub her nose in it while in doggie style
Babe when you hit me with that dirty doggie I almost drowned
Dirty doggie by Pervytoadsage October 28, 2020

Starfish Double Doggie 

When you catch Stacy with a bud light and Klondike bar and see what she did for both…
Did you catch Stacy do that starfish double doggie?

hit with a doggie 

She wants to ride me and have me hit with a doggie
hit with a doggie by anonymous June 16, 2022