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Obsessive-Liking Disorder

An anxiety disorder characterized by involuntary intrusive liking of someones facebook status, picture, comment, anything. People with OLD feel compelled to voluntarily perform irrational, time-consuming clicking of the "like button" to diminish the anxiety.
Symptoms of Obsessive-Liking Disorder:
1. You like your own statuses.
2. You feel the need to press like whether you like it or not.
3. You wish there was a double like (or even more) button.
4. You wish there was a dislike button.
5. You wish you could like your own comment.
6. Your friends say you like things too much.
7. You click the like button on someone's FML moments.
8. You hit unlike just to like it again.
9. You press like even when you don't know the person.
10. You go through your entire feed, and proceed to press like on everything/anything.
11. You like something just because everyone else likes it.
12. You ask people to like your status updates.
13. You refresh the page to see if more people liked your status update.
14. You refresh the page to see if there's any more things to like.
15. You wish you could like other people's comments.
16. You like it so much, you like to comment "like" on what you just liked.
17. After you "like" something, you comment & say "like." "double like." "triple like."
18. You feel the urge to like something that doesn't have a like option.
19. You like so many things, you forget what you liked.
20. You don't remember clicking the like button but you did.
by yjp May 25, 2009
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Post Lethargic Stress Disorder (PLSD)

Similar to PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder), PLSD is a disorder that occurs when a human experiences a long period of lethargy (the person has done “nothing”) to then return to a stressful environment such as school or work. Usually accompanied by mild to dysfunctional depression and suicidal thoughts. Other known related symptoms are insomnia, tiredness, and emoness.
"After spring break, 203 people were diagnosed with Post Lethargic Stress Disorder (PLSD). Of these victims, 23 committed suicide the following Monday. The other 180 reported bouts of tiredness and a few reported cases of emoness.

'Yes, it is a growing concern, especially affecting people as young as 13 years old!' says Dr. Gibbons of the PLSD Research Facility of Orange County"

- The Washington Post
by buttfreckle December 1, 2010
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Tenecord Disorder

Excessive activity in Tenecord that lead to repetitive behaviors.
Tenecord Disorder is characterized by unreasonable depression and retardation, which lead to excessive use of the n-word hard-r.
TCD often centers on themes such as acting like a complete retard, spamming the n-word in chat, as well as spamming over the numbers "69"
Treatment includes talk therapy, medications, getting terminated from Discord or all three.
Don't go near that guy, I heard he has Tenecord Disorder
by Nooodle02 December 17, 2019
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INTERIM DISORDER

Pursuit towards the mural happiness of our kindred souls.

Illimitable possibilities as companions towards our journeys of discovery's.
Never-ending promise to cherish and love you for all that you are and will be.
Ohana with you forever, oh captain of my calm, together we conquer.

Panegyric words from you fill my soul with all the nourishment it needs.

Radical incidents prove our soul tie worthy, dishonour those who intervene.
Eccentric tendencies dare not hide between soulmates, we're safe here.
Journeymen United in our wandering, champions of Anam Cara.
Ebullient feelings within our mirrored souls ignite our passion.
Certain of our real wanting, I chase your safety, your freedom, as I am not til we.
Tt our bond greater than most, those who get bitten bite, those who don't give up rewarded

Submit to me, as I submit to you, I've seen you beg, apologise, and adore; I've seen you for you and I want more.

Dauntless pragma lovers, battle ready, to defend each other and continue their story.
Valu wildfires that flare in balanced configuration with the grace of koi mating

Outrageous initiation tales determine our biorhythm as our Love adventures strong with every audacity.
Although I'm glad it's available for those who need it, in my case, this interim disorder has caused havoc and ruined my life.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023
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obsessive grade disorder

Commonly known as OGD. when someone is severly worried about their grade. There are 2 types. Type 1 never stops doing homework. Type 2 argues that their answers are correct when not. Its is very common for a student to have both types of OGD.
She had Obsessive grade disorder so bad, she stayed up till midnight doing homework.
or
Kendyll, who has OGD, got one wrong on the test and was very angry.
by nicole : P December 17, 2008
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nature deficit disorder

nature deficit disorder is an actual disease people get when they don't interact with nature. It is getting quite common because people aren't leaving their concrete lives.

The cure for N.D.D. or nature deficit disorder, is to take a walk through the forest or along the beach without listening to your iPod, texting, or browsing fbook, instead listen to the waves or smell that lovely tree scent.
A lot of children with nature deficit disorder are getting mental problems. Seriously just go to the nearest forest asap.
by ntorianne September 25, 2010
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mctouchin gland disorder

Abbreviated MGD. Affects 1 in 7 billion. Caused by inflamed McTouchin Gland. Symptoms include excessive touching, erections in math class, late assignments in Bio(especially labs), death, and chapped lips due to herpes. Currently no cure.
"Man Kwin your MGD (McTouchin Gland Disorder) is really acting up today, want an alka-seltzer?"
by cavs5 June 12, 2014
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