A play on the phrase as old as time “Friends With Benefits” except if the person is the exact opposite, I mean like, Polar Opposites.
by ClownJuice March 22, 2022
Get the Drunk With Disordersmug. A highly fatal disease that may cause one to find themselves licking sledgehammers and/or nakedly riding on wrecking balls. Those who suffer may also sing lyrics from songs popularized by the artist Miley Cyrus.
Bob was singing about clawing and chaining his heart in vain, perhaps he suffers from Cyrus Disorder?
by Zenguin May 30, 2016
Get the Cyrus Disordermug. Enochial Disorder was originally discovered by two colleague studying the ridiculously ugly Enoch M. It soon came to reality that many have been suffering themselves from what was once to be considered a scarcity in society. E.D. is becoming more popular by the day. Children are being stricken with this awful disorder. Symptoms are becoming grossly increased and starting to evolve earlier in its stages. These include dizziness due to interaction with females, decrease or lack of human involvement, increase in imaginary involvement, severe facial distortion (also known as "fugly"), increase in suicidal nature due to lack of friendship, realization of being brought into this world as a mistake, attempting several times to masturbate while crying, and most of all, increased hatred from God. If there is anyone you know that is facing life with this illness please pray for them as we will as well.
We are very sorry that your child has been infected with Enochial Disorder. But we may no longer communicate.
by Mike Drigz December 13, 2008
Get the Enochial Disordermug. A rare condition whereby a repugnant woman causes men to get sick all over their own balls and scoop their eyes out with a spoon.
Hathaway's Disorder (HD) cost me my livelihood. I could no longer see where I was going and, as my pizza was still undigested, it looked like a had a bizzare fetish.
by bohsmug January 20, 2011
Get the Hathaway's Disordermug. Adjustment Disorder is a deep set fear of not only change but of leaving the house, going on a date, sleeping at a friends home, moving, among other normal everyday things. Adjustment disorder is caused by little things that internally scar us although we may not know when it happens. For example:
I am at home all day for a few weeks and then when I go out I feel like I am guilty of something or like I won't have a home to go back to.
I sleep over at a friends house and I have to go home halfway through the night because I am afraid to be away from home too long.
I start working at a new job and I feel like I am going to be fired for something little like dropping a pencil because I am attached to my old job.
Adjustment Disorder doesn't make a lot of sense to someone who doesn't have it. It is a difficult thing to cope with. It makes us afraid of random things that no one else even gives a second thought.
I am at home all day for a few weeks and then when I go out I feel like I am guilty of something or like I won't have a home to go back to.
I sleep over at a friends house and I have to go home halfway through the night because I am afraid to be away from home too long.
I start working at a new job and I feel like I am going to be fired for something little like dropping a pencil because I am attached to my old job.
Adjustment Disorder doesn't make a lot of sense to someone who doesn't have it. It is a difficult thing to cope with. It makes us afraid of random things that no one else even gives a second thought.
My Adjustment Disorder keeps me from dating again because I am bone chillingly afraid that I will get hurt again after being single for a year.
by Willowgirl August 28, 2016
Get the Adjustment Disordermug. 1. A neural disorder in which a person's mind is constantly disturbed, therefore they rarely say or do anything correctly
2. An irresistible urge to figure out how things should have work, but they never really figure it out and end up acting retarded themselves.
3. Nothing that came out of their mouth make sense
2. An irresistible urge to figure out how things should have work, but they never really figure it out and end up acting retarded themselves.
3. Nothing that came out of their mouth make sense
An example of Thought Disorder is inconsistency
Why can't I open this damn box?
Be..because...it's blue?
Why can't I open this damn box?
Be..because...it's blue?
by You_are_like_me October 24, 2009
Get the Thought Disordermug. by Logan Fletcher May 30, 2006
Get the Grave Disordermug.