Dickassholeishness

A man that has perfected bring an asshole or a dick

My man suffers from a terminal case of dickassholeishness

by Mymanisdifferent October 4, 2025

limp dickish

When you're high and your whole body feels flaccid, like you just can't get there.

After smoking that blunt I feel extremely "limp dickish" right now.

by ThatsJustDandi September 27, 2020

Thickish dickish Thursday

The only way to do Thursday proper would be some action before 10 with a thick girl to put your thick in.

Guy: hey, what’s wrong?

Girl: I wouldn’t talk to me right now.

Guy: less talk more cock?

Girl: shut up and unzip yourself.

Guy: thickish dickish Thursday

by Wangwolfg July 3, 2025

Hyperstatic Equilibrium Dickalingus

A condition that occurs after chaffing from fucking a balloon.

Dude I think I got hyperstatic equilibrium dickalingus after fucking that balloon.

by UnknownKage January 10, 2024