Dick Cheney Shot

A money shot where you accidentally blow your load on the other person's face and chest.

2 actors and 1 actress in scene.
Actor #1 blows a load and accidentally squerms on chest and face of actor #2.
Actress #1 says, "Haha! Dick Cheney Shot!"

by Ticonderoga February 28, 2006

dick cheney

A name not to be taken literally as an action.

Joe: I will not Dick Cheney!

by Critical Acclaim August 3, 2008

Shake hands with Dick Cheney

Urination. Particularly by means of a penis.

Hey Bob, save me a spot in that meeting. I have to drop by the bathroom to shake hands with Dick Cheney.

by Syne May 7, 2008

Dick Cheney Duck Shot

When a guy pulls his penis out of a woman before nutting, and swings it to the side and nuts on the person next to him.

"Oh No I am gonna nut, *pulls out* Oh, sorry about that Dick Cheney Duck Shot on your face"

by Cupcake_Kid November 1, 2009

dick cheney has a gay daughter

Because the White House has signaled so strongly that it intends to use its capital to squelch the rights of gay people, this phrase is being used to direct a spotlight at the overt hypocrisy of this administration.

person a: gay people are destroying the family values which this country was founded on et cetera! dick cheney said so.
person b: dick cheney has a gay daughter!

by teenager November 28, 2004

Dick Cheney type sh*t

1.To act in a machiavellian way.

2. cutthroat, immoral, unprincipled, unconscionable, unethical, unscrupulous

Bernie Madoff; Former non-executive chairman of the NASDAQ; operator of a Ponzi scheme that is considered to be the largest financial fraud in U.S. history, was on some Dick Cheney type sh*t.

by civil ape March 4, 2012

I'd Rather Go Hunting With Dick Cheney

An expression of opposition to a proposed course of action. Something you'd rather not do, like getting shot in the face.

Girl: Do you want to go see the new Twilight movie?

Guy: I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney.

by B. Snooks June 16, 2010