deuce

1. to shit
2. to smoke half of someones cigarette
3. a 22 oz bottle of malt liquor
4. the number two

1. "yo i gotta drop a fat deuce."
2. "yo lemme get deuce on that cigarette."
3. "pick up some jack and a deuce of st. idnes"
4. "all i got is a pair of deuce." (in cards)

by Kev Nice March 14, 2006

deuce deuce

A large twenty-two inch subwoofer.

"I got the microwave, got the VCR, I got the deuce deuce in the trunk of my car, Oh yeah" -- Sublime

by Boyblue March 08, 2006

deuce

a young boy who has a bad hair cut and looks like a homeless monkey

wow that guy is a deuce

by young hippo April 01, 2019

deuce

n.
1. The 2 of each suit in a deck of cards.
2. The middle (or second) finger.
3. An unattractive woman (as if rating on a scale of 1 - 10)
4. Feces (idiotic and vulgar)

1. I've got a pair of Jacks, a pair of Queens, and the deuce of hearts.
2. I flipped him the deuce.
3. Woof, woof! She's a deuce.
4. I'm really stupid and I have to drop a deuce.

idioms: "Deuces wild." (cards)
"What the deuce!?" (similar to "What the hell!?")
"Double deuce." (two middle fingers at once.)
"Drop a deuce." (to defecate)

by InfrequentNinja February 12, 2004

heineken deuce deuce

Often referred to as the 22 ounce bottle of Heineken beer.

I drove to the liquor store to pick up a heineken deuce deuce. Out of a brown paper bag I finished her with ease.

by brawss August 18, 2009

Deuces

Two or more chicks that each weigh in excess of 200 lb.

Jake: "Check out the deuces trying to drag Izzy out of the bar."
Pete: "The deuce on the left looks like Sasquatch."

by PMax Apprentice November 23, 2010

deuce

2 of something
1) cards
2) dollars (buying drugs)
3) middle fingers

as in "deuces wild", the movie

by dallyz_girl26 March 06, 2004