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Derwin Narcisse

Fake, goofy, ugly, stupid, bitch
Those would be the best traits to describe Derwin Narcisse he loves to lick taint and sniff sack! Found typically on a porch
You’re chillin on that porch like Derwin Narcisse!

Stop acting like that boy Derwin Narcisse
by Dave List April 2, 2023
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Darwinism

Darwinsm is a religion. Darwinists believe that everyone has 9 lives like a cat. Charles Darwin is the religious leader but he is not a god. Because he only lost one of his 9 lives, he is not dead, but living under water. The holy food of Darwinsm is butter. Darwinists eat at least 2 oz. of butter per meal and eat 5 meals per day. Eating butter is their way to connect to Charles Darwin. They also go to Costco at least once a week and they go to every sample twice. The biggest holiday is on the 4th of July and all Darwinists compete in the hot dog eating contest. Followers of Darwinsm also must go to a fancy pie restaurant on this holiday and when a waiter/waitress asks them if they would care for a slice of pie, they yell their motto, "WE DONT TAKE JUST ONE SLICE OF PIE, WE TAKE THE WHOOLLEEE THING!" Darwinists are fat merlin atheist cats.
Do u practice darwinism?
by savso78 May 12, 2011
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Darwin

A laugh that my School invented, not mentioning names.
Me:THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!
Friend:Dar Dar Darwin!
by King Masterlord October 18, 2009
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Collegiate Darwinism

A theory posed by a Penn State student (Stevezee), contending that "survival of the fittest" applies to the social life of college students.
Collegiate Darwinism: 3-5 friends go on a road trip to a college where they have no friends. Everyone must find a bed. House parties, bars & late night pizza joints are recommended places to find a bedmate. As the night progresses, friends will see that the strongest survive, no matter what it takes. Those that sleep with "fat chicks" should be congradulated for finding a bed, not admonished for lowering any standards. Meet up at a diner the next morning to tell your stories. Compare strategies, learn from your mistakes, and go to a different school and try it again.
by david.g. December 9, 2008
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Darwin

Verb - To kill for the purpose of removing said object from the gene pool. The individuals to whom this verb is applied should not, in the speaker's eyes, be allowed to reproduce and pass along their genes. Note: it is a purely humorous word, no one is actually supporting violence upon other human beings.

The word stems from a reference to Charles Darwin who first suggested natural selection as a primary method of evolution.
1. I can't believe that kid is playing in traffic, he should be darwined.

2. Jeff is such a moron he should be darwined so he doesn't pass along stupid genes.
by WP Native January 25, 2009
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Darwin Nunez

A person who misses anything and everything.
by Mousinho January 7, 2023
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darwinicide

Murdering someone for the sake of evolution.
Someone kicking the bucket by accidental suicide or just because their kids would be even more lame than they were. Darwinicide.
by fitchfingers July 16, 2011
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