Dick-dazzeled

Dick-dazzeled is is what happens when one passes out and their girlfriend pastes plastic jewels to either one or all of the following male sex organs:
penis-shaft, penis-head, penis-hole, testicles, or the taint.

The friction created from the plastic jewels, I was dick-dazzeled with, caused my bitch to bleed all over the back of my el-camino.

I noticed the hoe in front of me at yoga class had blood dripping from her vagina-dentata area, but further research concluded her man roughly used his dick-dazzeled junk to rip the skin off of the inner lining of her uterus.

by A-Town Chump November 15, 2013

shazzle dazzle

When a dude Colemans a chick with his johnson in her coochie, pulls out, covers his jizz-covered unit with glitter and cake sprinkles, flips her over, does one anal stroke balls deep then the chick deep throats like a bedazzled chocolate fudgesicle

Man, Tammy told me to Shazzle Dazzle, but I was fresh out of glitter and cake sprinkle. I had to make do with coffee grounds and her metallic eye shadow

by JOHN Kocktosen June 14, 2018

The Old Razzle Dazzle

Surprise anal sex/pegging

I won't be into work today, my wife gave me The Old Razzle Dazzle last night

by pseudonymforsurprisepegging September 3, 2017

dazzed

means you have been put down

"ohhhh man you've been dazzed init"

by daz lil cock June 13, 2006

dazzle kazzle mofo sazzle

wanna be mother fuckin bitch!

you fuckin dazzle kazzle mofo sazzle!

by bob shnooer April 23, 2005

ham double-dizzled

going beyond hammed up, drinking in excess and commonly accompanied by regretful behavior or actions

luke: dude, you were defintely ham double-dizzled last night.
joey: yeah I must have been I don't remember anything
luke: do you remember kissing little gay pat?
joey: (walks away)

by theduke1204 May 9, 2006

Razzle Dazzle

When someone is extremely upset

I got a little razzle dazzle-Money Mike

by Money Mike February 8, 2005