On King David

On god; be for real

Mrs. Miller is the goofiest teacher, On King David!

by Ara665 September 6, 2022

Pete Davidson Effect

The "Pete Davidson effect" is when women are influenced by their peers in determining if a man is attractive or not. When Pete Davidson was dating Ariana Grande suddenly millions of females thought he was super sexy and attractive. After Grande dumped him, not so much. Women are sometimes influenced by peer pressure when it comes to how they rate men in terms of their desirability.

"Geez, how is Bill suddenly macking it with all these hot chicks? He's a loser and most girls think he's ugly."

"It's the Pete Davidson Effect. He created an illusion that women were chasing after him, and then suddenly he was a pimp."

by L'Etranger#2 October 31, 2018

david bowie

1) Enlightenment.
2) God.
3) Divinity.
4) Aladdin Sane.
5) Ziggy Stardust.
6) Major Tom.

"The excitement of David Bowie!"

by klynn March 28, 2004

DAIYDK

Don't Answer If You Don't Know

Q - "I want to know how can we free memory occupied by an Array."
A - "wow i have created big javascript applications so far and yet i have never needed to delete something from memory. why do you need it?"
R - "DAIYDK!!!!"

It makes googling for solutions to problems on the internet incredible hard, when you have to look up 200 posts witch do NOT have the answer to your problem.

Phenomenon is created by Post Whores - who feel the need to see their own post-rank on a forum increased

by schox January 3, 2014

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes)

gives stupid ass tests and is one Chinese dude. Loves Britney Spears, and going to tuba Christmas. Probably listens to the bach music collection every day.

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) -" oops I did it again...."
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*

by C44444 January 2, 2019

davidmichael

Any boring, upper-middle-class white guy over forty. Neologism origins: a name for any tedious, upper-middle-class white guy over-forty-years old because guys that old are usually named either David or Michael. Between their weekend cargo-shirts and uninspired attempts to be relevant, they are hard to distinguish in a crowd. Added bonus: DavidMichaels think they know it all because no one bothers to call them on their shit. They're all just #DavidMichaels.

How was your date with the DavidMichael this weekend? Lame. All we did was drink beer and watch sports in his McMansion. Dude couldn't even find a clitoris if you put it on Waze. That's why that cougar dumped his ass.

by malewhisperer January 18, 2019

David Luiz

A player who doesn’t know how to defend and doesn’t know how not to get red cards

Bro you just let the goal in you pulled a David Luiz

by X-Mansoor June 17, 2020